Hilarious euphemisms that YOU use!

[Asmodean]

Pour the water from the potatoes - Urinating

Give birth to an arm - Take a dump


And for the topic of this thread:

Most women I have known said: "I am having my things"

Asmodean

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Producing a bowel movement of exceptional length = "Laying a transatlantic cable".

[-Jrabbit]

very, uh, visual, Laz...

[Dauphin]

When asked at work about his bloodshot eyes, induced through bong usage, a housemate claimed that its because he had just had a shower.

Having a shower is now a common euphamism for smoking weed.

[Dauphin]

Another commonly refered to house (sexual) euphamism is 'feeding the horse'.

[orange]

"Mt. Vesuterus has erupted"

[self biased]

"making a sacrifice to the tiki god." = taking a dump.

this actually has a story behind it. sort of. at my freinds camp there's this outhouse with a door carved like a tiki mask. during a night of drinking, i get up and stumble towards the outhouse to 'lay some transatlantic cable,' and someone said, "where ya goin?" "the tiki god demands sacrifice," i replied.

[Shogun Gunner]

hmmm... mixing a euphemism.... I guess that's not as bad as mixing a metaphor.

[St Leo]

"Menstruating".

[Guynemer]

Defecation--"dropping the kids off at the pool."

[Verto]

Doesn't this thread violate some kind of health code?

[St Leo]

Leviticus doesn't count as a real health code.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Masturbation euphemisms are cool too. The only problem is that I don't know many ones for female masturbation.

Gusset typing
Airing the orchid
Double clicking on the mouse
Paddling the pink canoe (until it leaks)

Gosh, this sounds like some 1960s guitar trio songlist.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Slapping the pony.

[Theben]

'Rolling out the red carpet', for the menstruation thingy.