Hilarious euphemisms that YOU use!

[Alinestra Covelia]

I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about when I say "Auntie's visiting", or that I'm "having the painters in", or maybe even just "having my period".

But this expression takes the cake:

"Fallen to the Communists".



Many thanks to Dr Benway for this euphemism.

Post away with your own amusing euphemisms here!

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

"Communing with the moon" is one my good lady uses, though I prefer "M'lady's foul drippings".

[Harovan]

Oil change

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

"Picking uterus out of my gusset"

"Gash gusher"

"Clam clotting"

"Ovarian oozings"

"Catching a ride on the blood bike"

"Painting the Japanese flag"

[Bereta_Eder]

Have one's clothes on...

[Imran Siddiqui]

Is it just me, or does Ali have an unnatural fascination with her period (PS, we get you are a woman) .

[Shogun Gunner]

Riding the cotton pony.

[Shogun Gunner]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp

"Painting the Japanese flag"

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, which one... the "meatball" or the "rising sun"

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Depends on whether it's a heavy day with associated discharge.

[aaglo]

Well, the euphemisms I've heard about 'that' subject in finland (actually crappy and rather free translations to english):

-"muddy weather" or "bad weather"
-"regular maintenance"
-...

okay, it's now obvious, that those aren't very funny. Well, at least I tried...

[Spec]

"Well smack my ass and call me a blcth!" - disbeleif.

"Rolling coffin" Motorcycles.


Spec.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Broadening the field, I think my favourite euphemism is this-

"Bugger grips" = Sideburns.

[Q Classic]

i've heard the term bloody tuna.

[Ecthy]

thanks for attempting to expand the topic a bit Mr W, but I'm afraid it isn't working...

[Q Classic]

there's always "fraternity cocktail".