it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[Lonestar]

BAMF! You are now terrified out of your mind as you wake up aurrounded by several large Rednecks with the lead one saying "You shore do have a purty mouth Boy". ( Cue Banjo music)

I wish I had my very own Fell Beast. To ride. And it was tamed so it wouldn't attack me or my loved ones.

[Shogun Gunner]

granted, but it attacks your enemies...and you go to jail under the pit bull laws

I wish my daughter would go to sleep.

[Q Classic]

she does. it's just twenty years from now.

i wish i was already all packed.

[Shogun Gunner]

You are, but you packed yourself in your luggage and you get loaded on the airplane, just to get arrested in the airport. Christmas ruined.

I wish I starred in a movie with Jim Carrey.

[st_swithin]

You do. Unfortunately, it's a remake of the remake of the remake of The Grinch, also co-starring Rosie O'Donnell and Joan Rivers.

I wish I was a fish.

[Q Classic]

you are. you make tasty sushi.

i wish i didn't have sand in my shoes.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. The sand gets squeed together and forms into sandSTONE. ouch!

I wish I could instanteously evolve into any creature I wanted to be.

[Lonestar]

You can, alas, a nearby microbe can instantaneous evlove into the most deadly disease for said creature.

I wish I didn't make Kitty scared.

[ICBM]

Granted. You made kitty mad. And kitty has sharp claws. Ouch.

I wish I was a three-legged cat.

[Lonestar]

Granted. Unfortunatly, that Komodo Dragon that took off your Fourth leg is looking for Seconds...


I wish I had a Riding Lizard.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. But this Riding Lizard also eats legs. Yours are both gone.

I wish I could set the world's record for belching.

[st_swithin]

You do, and rupture your esophagus in the process.

I wish Amelia Earheart would reappear.

[Mr. Harley]

She does. She's 106, has become enamoured with you, and wants your body. You can't resist her.

I wish my little girl did not take up as much room in the bed as my wife and I combined.

[self biased]

granted. your wife baloons out to over 700 lbs, and takes up the entire bed herself.

i wish the winter would stay mild like it has been the last few days for me.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. The winters are more mild and the summers even hotter. The polar caps melt and wash away your home.

I wish every day was Christmas.