it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[mrmitchell]

Q nor UR came up with a wish, so I'm giving an alternate corruption and then wish for Whoha.

Granted. However, the pencils have deadly nuclear waste in them instead of graphite (lead). You mutate to a three-armed monster, and are ostracized from civilisation. Soon, the villagers storm your hidden castle refuge, and torch it down. You are killed and your murderer is triumphantly proclaimed a hero. He sets your head on his mantlepiece, and tells falsehoods about how monsterous you were, and falsehoods about how brave he was in the final confrontation.

I wish nuclear waste was actually fun, tasty candy.

[mrmitchell]

Crosspost!

Q came up with a wish. However, it was uncorruptable.

My nuclear wish stands.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. Nuke waste is now very tasty! It's still radioactive however.

I wish I could present mrmitchell a medal for saving this thread.

[civman2000]

Granted. Unfortunately it's made of nuclear waste .

I wish I wasn't sick anymore...

[ICBM]

Granted. Now everyone else is sick, and they give it back to you, so you can suffer all over again.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore...

[Urban Ranger]

Granted, you turned into radioactive waste.

I wish I could sing like Pavarotti

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted, you sound just like him...and now you look just like him too. Through away all your old clothes and get yourself to Tall and Big Man clothing stores.

I wish I liked bananas.

[ICBM]

Granted. You now love bananas. But you're now an ape.

I wish my cat didn't hate me.

[Q Classic]

it doesn't. however, in the course of playing games with you, it accidentally gives you cat scratch fever, which leads to complications as detailed in that thread we had a while back about cats turning men crazy.

i wish i hadn't goofed above.

[ICBM]

Granted. But since you didn't goof above, you now have goofed up on this wish, so you look like an idiot anyway.

I wish I could remember what I was trying to remember.

[ajbera]

Originally posted by ICBM
I wish I could remember what I was trying to remember.

Granted. But now you've forgotten everything else.

I wish Half-Life 2 was out for Christmas.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. It is out by Christmas 2005.

I wish candy runts gave the same nutrients that the fruit its made to look like contains.

[monolith94]

Granted, but because when you play it, you realize that it makes Daikatana look like Deus Ex.

I wish that the patriots win the superbowl.

[ICBM]

Granted. The Patriots win the Super Bowl. The Steelers, enraged over ending up dead last, take revenge by killing everyone that plays for the Patriots.

I wish I had the energy to participate in a snowball fight. Right now, I'm just feeling too lazy.

[Q Classic]

granted. but it's you against 200 other people, as well as you against the music.

granted. unfortunately, the only candy runts in existence now are rotten apples.

i wish for this week to be over already.