it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[Spec]

Granted. But the first time you use it, a major earthquake makes it collapse and you die.

I wish I had free monthly income.


Spec.

[Q Classic]

granted. however, rabid conservative nuts try to take it away from you, thinking it's welfare, while rabid liberal nuts keep expecting you to somehow have more babies.

i wish that weren't so stereotypically prejudiced.

[-Jrabbit]

Granted. Your views on race and politics are now considered the norm of political correctness, and society collapses under the strain, resulting in open revolution, with the angry mob having only you to blame.

I wish alcohol did not affect one's motor skills.

[monolith94]

Granted. Also, sex becomes unconditionally unpleasant.

[-Jrabbit]

Nice one.

I wish monolith had posted a wish.

[Q Classic]

granted. however, ming had erased it.

i wish everybody could see the joy one can find in a compressed air can.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. The demand for cans of compressed air grows so large, that there is no air left for the atmosphere. Everything gets sucked out to space. Thanks a lot, Q Cubed.

I wish the US penny was removed from circulation.

[-Jrabbit]

Granted. The resulting supply glut of copper causes the futures market to collapse, sending the economy into a tailspin.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

[Shogun Gunner]

You do, but it comes with Alzheimers.

I wish waffles were round.

[Whoha]

Granted, waffles are now round, but the only equipment to make them is still not round, so no waffles for anyone.

I wish for pretzels

[MrFun]

Originally posted by ICBM


I wish there was a tunnel between the dorms here and the main buildings of the college.

Ah ha! Just as I always suspected -- you're the overlord of gophers!!

[ICBM]

Granted. You now have pretzels. In fact, you now have billions and billions of pretzels. In order to get the salt for all those pretzels, the salt is removed from the Dead Sea, causing fewer tourists to go there. Enraged that you would harm their economy like this, the Israelis and the Palestineans join together to kick your ass.

I wish I could speak Russian fluently.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. You are thrown in the Russian Gulag deep in Siberia. In order to stop Russian convicts from doing nasty things to you, you quickly learn fluent Russian.

I wish I was always where I needed to be, having everything I need, doing what I want to do.

[civman2000]

Granted. Unfortunately, a few minutes after being granted your wish is revoked.

I wish that Shogun Gunner's wish above be revoked!

[ICBM]

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