it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[self biased]

granted. you move in with Space05us, in barrow, alaska. enjoy the snow all you want.

i wish it would stop snowing already.

[civman2000]

Granted. It stopped snowing already--a long time ago. Last year, to be precise. Unfortunately, it just started snowing agin...

I wish there was a cure for stupidity that had no side effects...

[Q Classic]

congratulations. everybody's equally stupid, so they can't tell the difference.

i wish that bureaucrats would all die and burn now.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. You were just given a job as a bureaucrat yesterday, however, so you burn to.

I wish I had the power to close this thread.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. You have the power to close to the thread...but you lack the will and courage to do so.

I wish the Earth's continents never seperated millions of years ago.

[civman2000]

Granted. They separated billions of years ago.

I wish it was still blueberry season and I had a bowl full of delicious blueberries in my hands...

[self biased]

granted. unfortunately the widows of the blueberries you killed that were in season have banded together, and hunt you down.

i wish i could get jack daniels and coke in one container, rather than having to buy two separate things at different stores.

[civman2000]

Granted. Unfortunately, there is now literally exactly one container in the world with jack daniels and coke.

I wish I were a frog.

[mrmitchell]

Granted. Unfortunately some ***** kisses you and makes you a Prince of some old hellhole. You die in a battle the next day, and your subjects never quit talking about how much you sucked.

I wish x-posts didn't happen.

[self biased]

granted. unfortunately, all anyone ever talks about is bananas.

i wish i could have angelina jolie under my christmas tree this christmas.

[Nubclear]

You do! However in order to fit in the box she was cut into tiny pieces.
You spend your New Years holiday in jail for murder.

I wish I was Vladimir Putin.

[Whoha]

Granted, however the Chechens have just planted a bomb at your residence, and well... so much for you.

I wish for perfect knowledge of all events past present and future all over the universe.

[self biased]

hah! that was a trick! i don't have a christmas tree!

[Q Classic]

granted. the sheer magnitude of all the bad things turns you into a wide-eyed blubbering idiot who mutters, "the horror! the horror!"

i wish dust would never ever get near computers, or keyboards, or monitors, or all associated hardware.

[MrFun]

Is that avatar animated, Q Cubed??

Unless it's just an illusion when I stare at it, it seems that the ring is wobbling VERY slightly.