The WOOOOORST Christmas song ever

[Adalbertus]

There is some Christmas music which is really dear to me and I don't want to see such horrible things next to it. But I think there is some stuff worth a dishonorable mention. For me it is:

- Silent Night
- Jingle Bells

Both are far too popular for their quality and have the sticky, over-sweet air which replaces true emotions.

(Btw. It's a real fun to imagine Silent Night combined with the "Plimplim - Plimplim" of Strauß' "Schöne blaue Donau" - Blue Danube Waltz or whatever it is called in English ).

[Stuie]

Any crap gimmick song ("Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer" comes to mind).

[Dis]

I love em all

including Grandma.

I even like the song- these are a few of my favourite things- it sounds like it was done by AC/DC- great lyrics .

And don't forget Cheech and Chongs bit about magic dust. Though that isn't really a song.

[Ben Kenobi]

Google Christmas Truce 1914, and see if you still think Silent Night is a sappy song.

[Boris Godunov]

The Twelve Days of Christmas. Simply obnoxious.

[Jon Miller]

from counterglow

http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/12-STIs.html

Jon Miller

[Japher]

anything with dogs barking in it

[The Vagabond]

I don't know which one is the worst song, but the most funny is this one:

Feliz Navidad, prospero anyo y felicidad,
I wish to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart.

There no other words in this song, and the guy repeats them over and over and over again ad infinitum.

[Mad Bomber]

Anything by Bing Crosby....Or Kelly Ripa, John Tesh, Kathy Lee Gifford or any of the other truly annoying celebs who do the cheesy end of the year song albums.

[Nubclear]

OFFICIAL LYRICS FOR FELIZ NAVIDAD:

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Feliz Navidad
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Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.

Anyway, I hate most christmas music.

[The Vagabond]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
Prospero Ano

This means "prosperous anus"

[Nubclear]

I'm too lazy to correct it. I'll leave it be

[Sikander]

Originally posted by The Vagabond
I don't know which one is the worst song, but the most funny is this one:

Feliz Navidad, prospero anyo y felicidad,
I wish to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart.

There no other words in this song, and the guy repeats them over and over and over again ad infinitum.

Hey, the guy is blind so give him a break. He probably doesn't know any other words.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Japher
anything with dogs barking in it

Actually, Mozart's father Leopold wrote a piece called "A Musical Sleighride" which features a barking dog. It's a somewhat charming piece, if rather banal.

[aaglo]

Originally posted by Sikander


Hey, the guy is blind so give him a break. He probably doesn't know any other words.

But that's no excuse to make bad music..