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Merry Christmas by Wesley Willis
Or, more seriously, Silent Night. Greensleeves is alright as well.
Or, more seriously, Silent Night. Greensleeves is alright as well.
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i have some tragic news surrounding wesley willis.
he has passed away, the poor genius soul who gave us such gems like i kicked batman's ass, i'm sorry i got fat, and alanis morissette.B♭3Comment
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i have some tragic news surrounding wesley willis.
he has passed away, the poor genius soul who gave us such gems like i kicked batman's ass, i'm sorry i got fat, and alanis morissette.
KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!Comment
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A Mad Russian's Christmas, most recently heard today by the Trans-Siberian OrchestraComment
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ok, I'll remember it right... next Christmas...last christmas, i gave you my heart,
but the very next day, you gave it away
this year, to save me from tears,
i'll give it to someone special..
"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George OrwellComment
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Does EVERYTHING discussed on Apolyton have to be politicized??Originally posted by Pekka
I think my Communists christmas song is the best.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Sleigh RideHe's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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I loooove Christmas music. So...
Religious: "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Secular Traditional: "Deck the Halls"
Modern, pre-1955: Judy Garland, "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
Modern, post-1955: Charles Brown, "Please Come Home For Christmas"
Novelty: Big John Greer, "Santa Do the Mambo"
Cover of a Traditional Carol: The Roches, "Deck the Halls"
Anti-Christmas: The Pogues with Kirsty MacColl, "Fairytale of New York"
Albums (tie): Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Wishes You a Swingin' Christmas, and The Roches, We Three Kings"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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Silent Night.
I wrote an essay several years ago on the Christmas truce of 1914.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Joulupukki pökki muoriaan
Korvatunturilla innoissaan
Mutta muori katala
Pukin poissa ollessa
Käytti kynttilöitä!
Joulupukki, joulupukki
Parta katki, silmä puhki
Käypä tämme, emme pelkää,
isi antaa sulle selkään!
Äiti ampuu haulikolla,
pikkuveli ilmakolla,
Anna lahjat, painu hiiteen,
ennenkuin mä lasken viiteen!"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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I so hate all the christmas carols/songs they play these days. especially all the smiling "buy everything now, bananas now at 1.2 euros per kilo"- version that you have to listen on every corner, supermarket, mall, tv etc. This has been the first christmas that I would just like to skip, or just go to church and have a nice quiet one without all the commercial fuss.
Whams Last christmas is one of the bearable songs tho. And of course Stefus song rocks
joulupukki puree ja lyö is a classic too
Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.
- Paul ValeryComment
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It's two songs, mind
"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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(s)Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.
- Paul ValeryComment
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To the tune of "Jingle Bells"Originally posted by Pekka
I think my Communists christmas song is the best.
Capitalism is a flawed system which exploits the people (Jingle)
Executives at the top pay off the government in order to have them overlook it's own actions. (Bells)
While it goes around the world and gives little children less than minimum wage in order to work for hours in a factory to make goods that (Jingle)
American's consume on an almost daily basis and then begin to complain once jobs begin outsourcing ot other countries (Bells)
I've taken 6 syllables and turned it into 111 syllables
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Hey, what's wrong with Bing Crosby's 'white christmas'???
I'll go for the Lennon one too though.Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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