Bad Santa by MPAA
Secularity: 7
Technophilia: 7
Tilt: 6
Average: 6.7
This movie makes a good case for rounding up all white people and giving them a nice lead injection to the head (I'm relatively whiteish, so I'm allowed to say that^-^). Of course, I'm just kidding. The movie's actually pretty entertaining.
An ugly old male drunkard (Santa), a less ugly vibrant male little person (Elf), and a moderately ugly female SO of the little person go around robbing malls. There's also a hot young female drunkard who dreams of [Belgiumming] Santa and a mentally damaged little male twerp who is even further mentally damaged over the course of the movie.
Kudos to Bad Santa for the delightful use of Verdi's anvil choir. There's nothing quite like watching a little person chop down a mannequin's leg with a golf club to that tune.^-^
Other scenes of note include anal sex in a plus-sized women's changing room, the old male drunkard (Santa) pulling off the thong of young female drunkard while talking to a kid who's giving him a hand-made gift, and that's about all I remember.
I thought that the ending was a total wimpout. There were two points for a good ending, but the film went on and ended with a lame one.
Meh.
. These kids will be warped for life. 
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