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    What I have learned since I have been posting here at Apolyton:

    1. There are actually old ppl in this world who know how to use a computer!!!

    2. I am a racist. Thanks for giving me tolerance, or at least helping me find it.

    3. I have never hated gay ppl as I have many gay friends, but at least now I know they are all nutz

    4. vB code

    5. That non-Repulicans are not completely wacko

    6. That there are too many communist still in this world who think that it could actually work!

    7. There's a country called Canada

    8. No matter how hard it is to accept, there are ppl who hate America.

    9. I have an addictive personality, and 'Poly is no exception.

    10. No matter how hard I think my life is, there are plenty who have it worse than me

    11. Finns are perverts

    12. The internet is the information superhighway... I get all my news from Poly OT!

    13. Words can hurt... not me mind you, but I see some of you get really mad...

    14. There are some good things about religion, and some good ppl who practice it (thaks BK)

    15. Lots of computer lingo...

    16. Women don't post, or surf the web, because of guys like us... and yes, we are all geeks.

    17. The world has become a lot smaller.

    18. Dog lovers and Cat lovers exist in about equal proportions.

    19. I really can't spell.

    20. That individual opinions really do shape the future, and with a medium like this (this being Poly) there really is a chance that we might just be able to get along...

    Anyone else?
    Monkey!!!

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    Re: All I Really Needed Know, I Learned From Posting on 'Poly

    What I have learned since I have been posting here at Apolyton:

    1. Greeks are hairy, especially so if they speak against the UK/US.

    2. The world is full of insomniacs which makes me feel at home.

    3. I am gay since I kept bashing Boris.

    4. Americans are clueless but nice people overall. Perhaps ignorance is bliss. Brits are much more European than American minus exceptions.

    5. Zylka

    6. Facists exist mainly because of ignorance but some really embrace that ideology.

    7. Techno

    8. Basically the world hasn't really changed although I admit I don't have first hand experience of how it used to be.

    9. I have an addictive personality, and 'Poly is no exception.

    10. I'm really much more intelligent and educated than the average Joe. Now if only I could get my life in order.

    11. Israelis are nice guys and I feel a "bond" with them.

    12. The ISP providers live off forums like 'Poly.

    13. Greeks are gay.

    14. Greeks are slavs.

    15. Greeks are Turks.

    16. Women don't post, or surf the web, because of guys like us... and yes, we are all geeks.

    17. The world has become a lot smaller.

    18. Dog lovers and Cat lovers exist in about equal proportions.

    19. Americans and english really don't like France.

    20. Never judge things based on 'Poly.

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      Re: All I Really Needed Know, I Learned From Posting on 'Poly

      Originally posted by Japher
      What I have learned since I have been posting here at Apolyton:

      1. There are actually old ppl in this world who know how to use a computer!!!
      Hmm. I seem to be having this strange problem...Every time I press that really big key on my computer (it even has a keyhole! Though theres a strange line coming out of it) it just turns off.

      2. I am a racist. Thanks for giving me tolerance, or at least helping me find it.
      I'm not a rascist. Us mormons black people.

      3. I have never hated gay ppl as I have many gay friends, but at least now I know they are all nutz
      No comment

      4. vB code
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      5. That non-Repulicans are not completely wacko
      Thanks

      6. That there are too many communist still in this world who think that it could actually work!
      I know. Like Berzerker

      7. There's a country called Canada
      Where?

      8. No matter how hard it is to accept, there are ppl who hate America.


      9. I have an addictive personality, and 'Poly is no exception.


      10. No matter how hard I think my life is, there are plenty who have it worse than me
      This is true.

      11. Finns are perverts
      They won't be around for much longer. Dont worry

      12. The internet is the information superhighway... I get all my news from Poly OT!
      Really?
      I just heard on the news that George Bush has renounced capitalism and converted to communism

      13. Words can hurt... not me mind you, but I see some of you get really mad...
      This reminds me of a certain poster who used to post here

      14. There are some good things about religion, and some good ppl who practice it (thaks BK)
      Don't you mean BS?

      15. Lots of computer lingo...
      I learned a lot about computers here from Poly.

      [QUYOTE] 16. Women don't post, or surf the web, because of guys like us... and yes, we are all geeks. [/QUOTE]

      I prefer the term "Intellectually superior"

      17. The world has become a lot smaller.
      As nations are wiped completly off the map, so the world will become smaller.
      Imagine if we wipe off the US from the map

      18. Dog lovers and Cat lovers exist in about equal proportions.
      This may actually be true.

      19. I really can't spell.
      This also may actually be true.

      20. That individual opinions really do shape the future, and with a medium like this (this being Poly) there really is a chance that we might just be able to get along...
      Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
      Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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        I learned the U.S. is an evil nation which should be communist

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          14. There are some good things about religion, and some good ppl who practice it (thaks BK:b


          Thank you.

          And I'll keep practicing until I get it right.
          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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          • #6
            i learned that some posters are actually rational human beings in real life.

            on the other hand, some are raving lunatics as well.
            I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
            [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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            • #7
              -I've learned, that if we take even random selection of about 100 people here on Off Topic, the collective knowledge and information database is huge and covers almost any subject there is, that is even without people using Google . Most likely you'll get some answers (proper ones) even if you ask a difficult question from very rare area.


              -Russians are called Rooskies.

              -There can be life even when you cross the 40 year limit. Most oldies here are good folks and handle the n00b.lingo, which is alarming.

              -National diversity is one of the greatest I've ever seen.

              -People keep up weird hours. Many claim insomnia.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #8
                Re: All I Really Needed Know, I Learned From Posting on 'Poly

                Originally posted by Japher


                3. I have never hated gay ppl as I have many gay friends, but at least now I know they are all nutz
                I'm touched


                Let's see . . . . .

                1) Texans DO have a sense of humor -- even if they don't have the sense to agree with you on everything.

                2) Not all Republicans want to starve unemployed people and put them into concentration camps.

                3) Not all gays admire Cher.

                4) American commies are not a threat -- they're just clinging onto a pipedream.

                5) MTG is an industry expert -- if you don't realize that, you're a moron.

                6) Ming is a golf fanatic -- along with his brother, rah.

                7) Australia has people down there -- not just kangaroos and koalas.

                8) Contrary to popular belief, Canada has no schemes to conquer United States.
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #9
                  1) I suck at arguing so being a lawyer is out of the question

                  2) Im not as smart as I think/have been told I am

                  3) The world is small, much smaller than I used to think

                  4) Canada isnt just a myth made to keep us Alaskans out of the lower 48, it really exists.

                  5) Texans are good people

                  6) I live in a mansion

                  7) Communism will take over the world, or burn all flags trying.

                  It's really hard to remain serious and not troll this thread to crap so Im going to stop and leave it at that

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                  • #10
                    Re: Re: All I Really Needed Know, I Learned From Posting on 'Poly

                    Originally posted by MrFun


                    8) Contrary to popular belief, Canada has no schemes to conquer United States.
                    Excellent. The propaganda is working.
                    Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                    I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                    • #11
                      um . . . . .
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #12
                        All I really needed to know I learned long before Theben suckered me into coming here.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          Re: All I Really Needed Know, I Learned From Posting on 'Poly

                          Originally posted by Japher
                          What I have learned since I have been posting here at Apolyton:

                          1. There are actually old ppl in this world who know how to use a computer!!!
                          Oldies of all countries, rejoice ! We have (at last) been recognized as computer users, and even been accepted as posters on the OT forum !

                          Statistical anomaly.
                          The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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                          • #14
                            I learned a lot on this forum too

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                            • #15
                              Excellent. The propaganda is working.
                              Shhh.
                              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                              2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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