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    Man Dies After Winning Vodka-Drinking Contest
    1 hour, 56 minutes ago


    MOSCOW (Reuters) - A vodka-drinking competition in a southern Russian town ended in tragedy with the winner dead and several runners-up in intensive care.

    "The competition lasted 30, perhaps 40 minutes and the winner downed three half-liter bottles. He was taken home by taxi but died within 20 minutes," said Roman Popov, a prosecutor pursuing the case in the town of Volgodonsk.

    "Five contestants ended up in intensive care. Those not in hospital turned up the next day, ostensibly for another drink."

    Popov said the director of the shop organizing this month's contest had been charged with manslaughter. He had offered 10 liters of vodka to the competitor drinking the most in the shortest time.

    Russians drink the equivalent of 15 liters of pure alcohol per head annually, one of the highest rates in the world. Some experts estimate one in seven Russians is an alcoholic.
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  • #2
    Wow. 3 half liters?? That's just looking for trouble...

    They should have made a throwing up contest afterwards.

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    • #3
      I thought of David at first, but then saw it was a stinkin' Russkie.
      Naturally, Tassadar jumped to mind.
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      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Serb? Serb are you ok?

        Just kidding, of course.

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        • #5
          water can be almost as dangerous

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          • #6
            Once I read about a canadian woman who died after drinking 15 liters of water because of the huge loss of minerals in her blood.. can't believe such stupid persons are allowed to live-well, not anymore
            I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

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            • #7
              The prosecutors name is Popov? Does anyone else find this ironic?
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              • #8
                Re: Anyone Heard From Tassadar?

                Don't worry Slowwy, I'm still here

                Actually, my wife had a sudden gambling urge (while I was sick no less), so we decided to go to Reno. We gambled a total of $10.
                We wont a total of $14 I threw up in Salt Lake and..well, released quite a bit of waste in Elok or whatever that Nevada city is called. Then I felt fine
                Nevada is infested by hicks! I thought Utah was bad, but Nevada...It's like everywhere we went there was a Hick-Nonhick ration of at least 3:1!
                One of them tried to seduce my wife. "It's a fine nite out there, don't you agree ma'am?" he asked as he began to get closer to her. She looked at him nervously and just said "Yes. It is".
                "Are you new to these parts ("These parts"? Ugh.), ma'am?" this time, getting so close he was touching her.
                "My HUSBAND ( She placed a heavy emphasis on husband) and I just came down here on a small vacation" she said with a high degree of annoyance on her voice.
                This person later tried to stalk us, but we began to drive back to Salt Lake, so he eventually went back to Elok.
                There is sooo much desert outside of Northern Utah its scarey Just endless desert...I do not believe I have seen so much in my entire life!
                All in all, the casinos were nice, but the trip was horrible.

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                • #9
                  At least three Russians actually living in Russia right now, and you address this thread to the one living in Utah???

                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • #10
                    I thought of David at first, but then saw it was a stinkin' Russkie.
                    Well, I DO enjoy a good vodka from time to time, but I don't drink that much straight liquor. I drink either beer or girlie drinks, sorry
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                    • #11
                      you drove from Utah to Reno?

                      How long was that drive?

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                      • #12
                        Waaaay too long.
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                        • #13
                          Why Reno?

                          It's quicker to Vegas from Salt Lake City!
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                          • #14
                            Well we first went to Wendover...then we went to some strange town called Elok or somesuch. THEN (she) we decided to go to Reno
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                            • #15
                              I once drank two halfliters in 3-4 hours. Will NEVER EVER do that again.
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