The Corrupt wish game

[Space05us]

I wish Drake couldn't eat anything but rice!

Granted, and its always raw and weevil infested

I wish I had perfect eyesight

[Q Classic]

granted. unfortunately, while playing with a nice new laser pointer that you got for your birthday, you shot it into your right eye and blinded it, while just slightly melting the cornea of the left. you suddenly get a hankering for grilled meat.

i wish that sitting in chairs all day didn't make my ass hurt.

[Space05us]

i wish that sitting in chairs all day didn't make my ass hurt.

granted, while on vacation a shark bites your ass off. problem solved.


I wish I could sing real swell

[Q Classic]

granted. eunuchs were once prized entertainers; the lack of testosterone in their bodies allowed them to have beautiful higher-pitched voices which worked well in songs of the period.
you therefore sacrifice your fifth limb and his two pals in exchange for your beautiful alto voice.

i wish i had one of those personal air conditioners you see at the sharper image.

[Space05us]

granted. eunuchs were once prized entertainers; the lack of testosterone in their bodies allowed them to have beautiful higher-pitched voices which worked well in songs of the period.
you therefore sacrifice your fifth limb and his two pals in exchange for your beautiful alto voice.

sweet! now I can get all of the chicks!........................damn it!!!!!!!!!!

[DaShi]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
granted. eunuchs were once prized entertainers; the lack of testosterone in their bodies allowed them to have beautiful higher-pitched voices which worked well in songs of the period.
you therefore sacrifice your fifth limb and his two pals in exchange for your beautiful alto voice.

i wish i had one of those personal air conditioners you see at the sharper image.

Granted, but they send you the Saxxy Synthesizer Kazoo by mistake.

I wish I could hunt Cbeasts without getting hassled by the man.

[Skanky Burns]

Ming lays off you. After killing the next 20 Cbeasts without any moderator reaction, you lose interest in the game and never play it again.

I wish I had a large collection of working DVD's that I enjoyed.

[Bosh]

Unfortunately they're mostly underage pornography which results in a long prison sentance.

I wish that kimchi tasted better.

[Drake Tungsten]

Granted, but you end up being torn to pieces by Koreans pissed off at your implied insult to Korean culture and its national dish.

I wish the Japanese didn't pickle every vegetable known to man and then mix the pickles in with actually appetizing food.

[Q Classic]

granted. unfortunately, instead of pickling vegetables, they now salt and dry vegetables.
enjoy your dikon jerky.


i wish the pictures would come back to the boards.

[Bosh]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Granted, but you end up being torn to pieces by Koreans pissed off at your implied insult to Korean culture and its national dish.

I wish the Japanese didn't pickle every vegetable known to man and then mix the pickles in with actually appetizing food.

Ah, that's what's good about korea. they pickle everything but at least they keep all of the pickled stuff as sidedishes so you can mostly avoid it...

[Drake Tungsten]

The Japanese do that most of the time too, but not always. I'm getting sick of removing the mound of pickled-something that gets placed on my donburi everytime I get it.

[Space05us]

i wish the pictures would come back to the boards.

granted, you go to sit down and find some boards on your chair. You look at them at they have pictures on them.

I wish this thread would keep going

[Mr. President]

Originally posted by Space05us



granted, you go to sit down and find some boards on your chair. You look at them at they have pictures on them.

I wish this thread would keep going

Your wish is granted, Sahib. The thread goes on for longer and longer, taking up more and more memory to load. Eventually everyone's computer becomes unable to handle it, and crashes. It spreads to every computer in the world through the internet. The thread causes the downfall of civilization as we know it.

I wish that my copy of Call to Power would work correctly again.

[Q Classic]

congratulations! it does.

unfortunatly all modwork stops on it and vanishes, and all the files are permanently read-only, meaning that you get the original game, which kinda sucks, without any patches or modifications.

i wish it the weather was nice outside...