The Corrupt wish game

[Jon Miller]

they are, but after they destroy the earth

JM

[Jon Miller]

I wish the pain would stop

KJM

[Urban Ranger]

Granted, though you stop feeling anything. No taste, no smell, not even sight.

I wish I could absorb knowledge by osmosis.

[Skanky Burns]

Granted. If only you had realised you were surrounded by "furries" before you got this gift, then perhaps you would have retained your sanity.


I wish I never had to work again.

[jdd2007]

youre dead

i wish i could fly

[Urban Ranger]

You could. In fact, you changed into a fly.

I wish I could cure any diseases and disorders in other persons by mere touch, restoring them to health and vitality.

[DaShi]

You got it, but in exchange you get their disease.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

[Boris Godunov]

Granted. On the rack you go. *stretch*

I wish Jude Law was my lover.

[St Leo]

Granted. After winning forty-two straight pie-eating contests in a row, she pronounces her undying love for you and goes into an eternal pie-induced coma.

I wish Greg Egan writes twenty more books.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

He does, but they all suck...they're about cows.

(btw, Jude Law is a man)

I wish I weren't so self-concious

[mrmitchell]

Granted. *Bap* Now you're un-concsious!

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

[Urban Ranger]

Granted, you found yourself a quadriplegic

I wish I could teleport to anywhere on earth.

[Boris Godunov]

Granted. Welcome to the earth's core.

I wish I wasn't such a genius.

[Urban Ranger]

[On earth, not in earth ]

Granted, your delusion of grandeur is magically cured.

I wish I had a Star Trek -esque handheld phaser.

[Nubclear]

Granted. However due to the nature of the show, it blows up in your hand

I wish to be ruler of the world!