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  • I haven't drawn a picture in many years...

    until today when i sketched this of my girlfriend. i'm surprised that it actually turned out alright considering i havent drawn a picture since kindergarten. natural talent?
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    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

  • #2
    Didn't you used to be racist, AS? Or were you only a fascist?

    Not too shabby, btw. But work on your poetry.
    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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    • #3
      whats wrong with my poetry?

      There's few with your prettiness,
      And you move with seducive,
      Music and poetry mixed

      get Byron to rhyme like that...
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #4
        Theben:

        i have been reprimanded by the moderators for racism... but against white people. back in the day, the suspicion was that i was anti-semitic but no moderator action was taken against that.
        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #5
          I'm (apparently) the racist one
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Albert Speer
            get Byron to rhyme like that...
            Why would we want to have Byron sink to such a level?
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #7
              David:

              Them ****** *****es are all ugly
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #8
                'Seducive' makes no sense. Poetry doesn't have to rhyme, but it should flow.

                DF: No, you just hate leftists and the poor.
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • #9
                  AS: I never said that - the writing style in that post smacks more of YOU than of ME.

                  Theben: I'm poor. Do I hate myself?
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                  • #10
                    There's few with your prettiness,
                    And you move with, seducive,
                    Music and poetry mixed,
                    You showing me this everytime,
                    You take a step, it's like a dance,
                    And you get me in a trance,
                    I see perfection within a glance,
                    I want to share affection and take your hands,
                    To feel what art feels like, my heart feels right,
                    When I hear your words like verse,
                    Your voice and laughter like song,
                    I searched the world for a girl,
                    I found after so long...
                    Like a scribe, I write to describe this vibe with pride,
                    As I look into your eyes thats like the skies at night,
                    Dark but bright, they glimmer like bright stars at night,
                    My heart got might cause the power of my heart's,
                    Starting verbal gardens, flowers that never wilt or darken,
                    I ask will your heart and spirit,
                    Hear this written poetic pyrmid,
                    And Taj Mahal, starting awe, i'll concoct them all,
                    And make 7 wonders stand for my love,
                    Though I know only you and heaven understands my love,
                    For your hand's slight touch...

                    critics may hate but ladies...


                    forgive me... seducive as in synonymous with seductive?
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by David Floyd
                      Theben: I'm poor. Do I hate myself?
                      You wouldn't be the 1st...

                      AS: Didn't see the comma in the picture. Carry on.
                      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                      • #12
                        Explain to me how and why you're poor, Dave.
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #13
                          seducive is a bad, bad word for poetry.

                          that word is like the Michael Bay of poetry - as soon as you see it there, I can't continue on.
                          "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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                          • #14
                            seducive as in synonymous with seductive
                            There's better words.

                            Why don't all the critics post their own sappy poetry, just to be fair?
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                            • #15
                              Explain to me how and why you're poor, Dave.
                              Well, let's see, I'm a college student, with debt exceeding my on-hand financial assets, who lives from paycheck to paycheck and must work full time, independent from parents, and I must limit my desired lifestyle in order to keep from living on the street.

                              Am I poor relative to Africa? Obviously not, if that's what you're driving at. But I AM poor in the sense that Theben meant - he wasn't talking about Africa either.
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