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The selectsmart quiz showed that many Poly members prefer congressman Dennis Kucinich as their candidate, so this is another one in my series of threads that showcase what a great and not at all mind-numbingly monkey-rapingly insane candidate he is.
He takes position on important things such as chemtrails and orbital mind control lasers. (to his credit, he later changed the bill to be somewhat less insane, but still, DOES THIS MEAN HE'LL FLIP ON THE TINFOIL HATS ISSUE NEXT?)
He offers magnificient speeches on the everyday matters of life, such as experiencing the wonders of life multidimensional and transcendent or something. A part of his wisdom that is obviously so wise it takes a wiser man than me to understand it:
He is certainly a man of principle.
He has important inter-party alliances that will surely help him to win the yogic-flying vote of a party who certainly has accomplished something more than being even crazier than Buchanan supporters in the 2000 Reform Party convention, though I can't figure out what just now.
He looks like a Vulcan, and everyone knows Vulcans are the most logical race in the universe.
In this picture we can see sunlight quaintly falling on him, proving that he is certainly not a vampire.
His skills in swordsmanship are undeniable.
All this can lead to only one conclusion - Dennis Kucinich must be elected as the president and possibly the czar of the United States in 2004, 2008 and 3264, when his revived spiritual form will no longer be barred from challenging the incumbency of Zontar-3, the killer robot from outer space.
He takes position on important things such as chemtrails and orbital mind control lasers. (to his credit, he later changed the bill to be somewhat less insane, but still, DOES THIS MEAN HE'LL FLIP ON THE TINFOIL HATS ISSUE NEXT?)
He offers magnificient speeches on the everyday matters of life, such as experiencing the wonders of life multidimensional and transcendent or something. A part of his wisdom that is obviously so wise it takes a wiser man than me to understand it:
Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self. The energy of the stars becomes us. We become the energy of the stars. Stardust and spirit unite and we begin: One with the universe. Whole and holy. From one source, endless creative energy, bursting forth, kinetic, elemental. We, the earth, air, water and fire-source of nearly fifteen billion years of cosmic spiraling.
We begin as a perfect union of matter and spirit. We receive the blessings of the Eternal from sky and earth. In our outstretched hands we can feel the energy of the universe. We receive the blessings of the Eternal from water, which nourishes and sanctifies life. We receive the blessings of the Eternal from the primal fire, the pulsating heart of creation. We experience the wonder of life multidimensional and transcendent. We extend our hands upwards and we are showered with abundance. We ask and we receive. A universe of plenty flows to us, through us. It is in us. We become filled with endless possibilities.
We begin as a perfect union of matter and spirit. We receive the blessings of the Eternal from sky and earth. In our outstretched hands we can feel the energy of the universe. We receive the blessings of the Eternal from water, which nourishes and sanctifies life. We receive the blessings of the Eternal from the primal fire, the pulsating heart of creation. We experience the wonder of life multidimensional and transcendent. We extend our hands upwards and we are showered with abundance. We ask and we receive. A universe of plenty flows to us, through us. It is in us. We become filled with endless possibilities.
He has important inter-party alliances that will surely help him to win the yogic-flying vote of a party who certainly has accomplished something more than being even crazier than Buchanan supporters in the 2000 Reform Party convention, though I can't figure out what just now.
He looks like a Vulcan, and everyone knows Vulcans are the most logical race in the universe.
In this picture we can see sunlight quaintly falling on him, proving that he is certainly not a vampire.
His skills in swordsmanship are undeniable.
All this can lead to only one conclusion - Dennis Kucinich must be elected as the president and possibly the czar of the United States in 2004, 2008 and 3264, when his revived spiritual form will no longer be barred from challenging the incumbency of Zontar-3, the killer robot from outer space.
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