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  • George W. Bush: Poet Laureate

    http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/....ap/index.html

    WASHINGTON (AP) -- Laura Bush says her husband is a poet even if, uh, Americans don't know it.

    At a gala Friday night kicking off this weekend's third National Book Festival, Mrs. Bush celebrated the written word in an age of visual media, thanking American authors for their "tales of mystery, history and heroism."

    "A good book is like an unreachable itch; you just can't leave it alone," she said at the Library of Congress, repository of 126 million books, recordings, photographs, maps, manuscripts and more.

    She revealed that President Bush had penned a poem for her when she got back from a five-day solo trip to Europe, where she attended a book festival in Moscow and visited France -- getting two kisses on the hand from French President Jacques Chirac.

    "President Bush is a great leader and a husband, but I bet you didn't know he is also quite the poet," she said. "Upon returning home last night from my long trip I found a lovely poem waiting there for me."

    As her husband watched quietly, she recited it.

    "Roses are red/Violets are blue/Oh my, lump in the bed/How I've missed you."

    Bush sometimes refers to his wife as a lump in the bed.

    Mrs. Bush went on:

    "Roses are redder/Bluer am I/Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy."

    And then the finale:

    "The dogs and the cat, they missed you too/Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe/The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier/Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier."

    Barney the dog had a tumble when Mrs. Bush was handing him to her husband on a tarmac.

    James H. Billington, the librarian of Congress, called Mrs. Bush "first reader of our land" for her work on behalf of literacy and reading. The first lady is a former librarian and teacher, and the book festival is modeled after those she started in Texas when her husband was governor.

    "Stories beckon us to toss all the cares in the world -- work, even sleep -- to read and discover," she said.

    Novelist Tom Clancy, Cherokee storyteller Gayle Ross, nonfiction author and novelist Stephen L. Carter, CBS newsman Bob Schieffer and actress Julie Andrews, who writes children's books, joined Mrs. Bush in launching the festival.
    Somebody wake me from this living nightmare. If this isn't undeniable proof the man is a complete tool......
    "Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.

  • #2
    An instant classic.
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    Do It Ourselves

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    • #3
      Insightful.
      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
      "Capitalism ho!"

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      • #4
        You would think the leader of the free world, with an Ivy-League education, would have a literary sense beyond that of the average retarded primate. Roses are red??

        I'm sorry, but the man is DIM. And it's even scarier that he is supposedly at the controls. No small wonder this country is being run into the ground .
        "Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.

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        • #5
          I loved it! I might just vote for him after all now.
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • #6
            What did he do at Yale?

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            (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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            • #7

              Brilliant
              Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
              Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                What did he do at Yale?

                He certainly didn't take a ****ing poetry class.

                From what I've gathered he mostly just followed around older students.
                Last edited by DaShi; October 4, 2003, 10:50.
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #9
                  I'd be more concerned if he had written a good poem. I don't want some intellectual ***** running the best damn country on God's green Earth.
                  KH FOR OWNER!
                  ASHER FOR CEO!!
                  GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                  • #10
                    So you consider someone who cannot even string words together in coherent fashion an effective leader with a firm grasp on complex economic and foreign policy issues?

                    And don't even get me started on the "lump in my bed" bit .
                    "Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.

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                    • #11
                      I always figured Dubya was a "There was a young man from Kent" kind of poet.

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                      • #12
                        That poem has to be one of the singlest worst poems I have EVER reads in my entire life. I am NOT exaggerating.
                        "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                        Drake Tungsten
                        "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                        Albert Speer

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                        • #13
                          George Bush puts the dumb in freedom.

                          On a more serious note, it's profoundly disturbing that some Americans seem to think that utter, cloying stupidity is a good characteristic for a leader.

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                          • #14


                            It's priceless
                            "An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind" - Gandhi

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                            • #15
                              Roses are red
                              Violets are blue
                              Insert a reference to Mr Bush's
                              homosexuality here
                              meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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