George W. Bush: Poet Laureate

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
So, is Bush is devious, evil man or a drooling idiot? I hear both on these boards and can't help but think that neither side has any idea what the **** they're talking about...

Bush is a drooling idiot.

The people who tell him what to do are devious and evil.

Does that clear things up?

(In this way, and in this way alone, is Bush the true heir to Reagan).

[Drake Tungsten]

Does that clear things up?

Yep. Another poster goes over to the tinfoil hat set. I'm so disillusioned.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

Then again, maybe we should expect nothing less - Dubya is, after all, the son of a noted author. Of course, you recall Barbara Bush's celebrated work, written from the perspective of Millie, the First Dog? The ol' apple sure doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

Making fun of Dubya is one thing, but insulting Barbara Bush is going too damn far. She's a national treasure, you insensitive *****.

Ah, yes, Barbara Bush -- the woman who characterized Rep. Geraldine Ferraro as a b!tch during the 1984 campaign. Such a treasure.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

Does that clear things up?

Yep. Another poster goes over to the tinfoil hat set. I'm so disillusioned.

I submit that Bush is simply the front-man for Cheney, Rumsfeld, et al.

You submit, apparently, that Bush is actually in charge, and Cheney, Rumsfeld, et al. are taking their cues from him.

And you think which of us is donning the tinfoil chapeau?

[Drake Tungsten]

Compared to Hillary, that's downright ladylike. Besides, Geraldine Ferraro is a *****. Bush is a treasure because she's both honest and tough.

[Drake Tungsten]

You submit, apparently, that Bush is actually in charge, and Cheney, Rumsfeld, et al. are taking their cues from him.

This would make sense, seeing as how Bush has sided with Powell and Rice on occasion in inter-administration battles. Doesn't really look like the actions of a moronic puppet, unless you have some tinfoil obscuring your view.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

You submit, apparently, that Bush is actually in charge, and Cheney, Rumsfeld, et al. are taking their cues from him.

This would make sense, seeing as how Bush has sided with Powell and Rice on occasion in inter-administration battles. Doesn't really look like the actions of a moronic puppet, unless you have some tinfoil obscuring your view.

Children often become confused when they hear the grown-ups arguing...

[Verto]

Ah geez. The guy wrote some poems to his wife. Let's waste our time whining about how much we hate them.

[monolith94]

The Digital Revolution
Oh my goodness gracious,
What you can buy off the Internet
In terms of overhead photography!

A trained ape can know an awful lot
Of what is going on in this world,
Just by punching on his mouse
For a relatively modest cost!

Donald Rumsfeld
—June 9, 2001, following European trip

[Q Classic]

the second poem's rhythm is just a bit off in that last line.

c.

[uh Clem]

Yeah, that's why it sucks.

[Jeltz]

The Vogon Empire openly laughs at Bushy's mad poeting skillz.