George W. Bush: Poet Laureate

[Drake Tungsten]

So the President writing a cheesy poem to his wife is an issue of importance to you? If only my life were so simple.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Not importance. But I am embarrassed that my president seems to be a complete moron, and every new bit of evidence that confirms that makes me wince just a little more.

[Drake Tungsten]

So, is Bush is devious, evil man or a drooling idiot? I hear both on these boards and can't help but think that neither side has any idea what the **** they're talking about...

[FrustratedPoet]

Can't he be both evil and stupid?

[Drake Tungsten]

Can't he be both evil and stupid?

Yes, but stupid evil people don't usually manage to be the source of all the world's ills, as Bush is supposed to be.

Nice location field, BTW. One of my all-time favorite quotes.

[Bosh]

Oh sweet lord Jesus its real I was laughing at the great onion parody until I saw that the link went to CNN

[FrustratedPoet]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Yes, but stupid evil people don't usually manage to be the source of all the world's ills, as Bush is supposed to be.

Quite true. The source of all the world's ills are often good-hearted intelligent people who think they know what everyone else wants.

Nice location field, BTW. One of my all-time favorite quotes.

[Drake Tungsten]

The source of all the world's ills are often good-hearted intelligent people who think they know what everyone else wants.

Indeed. Let's just hope these people don't unleash "dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!"

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Yes, but stupid evil people don't usually manage to be the source of all the world's ills,

That's because stupid evil people don't usually get elected into a position of power.

[Drake Tungsten]

That's because stupid evil people don't usually get elected into a position of power.

So you're at least admitting that he was elected? That's a good first step...

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

That's because stupid evil people don't usually get elected into a position of power.

So you're at least admitting that he was elected? That's a good first step...

And you're admitting that he's stupid and evil? We're making ground here.

[mindseye]

Wow, our Hero-in-Chief is also a poet ... and humorist! As an American, I can't help but gush with pride! It helps hide the profound embarrassment of having a buffoon as a national leader.

Then again, maybe we should expect nothing less - Dubya is, after all, the son of a noted author. Of course, you recall Barbara Bush's celebrated work, written from the perspective of Millie, the First Dog? The ol' apple sure doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

[Stefu]

I don't want some intellectual ***** running the best damn country on God's green Earth.

And that is why Erkki Tuomioja should never become the PM of Finland.

But anyway, why hasn't anyone commented on "lump in the bed?" The Bushes must set the White House bedroom on fire every night with the heat of the loinal action.

[Drake Tungsten]

Then again, maybe we should expect nothing less - Dubya is, after all, the son of a noted author. Of course, you recall Barbara Bush's celebrated work, written from the perspective of Millie, the First Dog? The ol' apple sure doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

Making fun of Dubya is one thing, but insulting Barbara Bush is going too damn far. She's a national treasure, you insensitive *****.

[Drake Tungsten]

And that is why Erkki Tuomioja should never become the PM of Finland.

Agreed.