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  • #16
    Originally posted by mrmitchell
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Insert a reference to Mr Bush's
    homosexuality here
    But you have Rumsfeld in your avatar, not Bush.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Sandman
      it's profoundly disturbing that some Americans seem to think that utter, cloying stupidity is a good characteristic for a leader.
      It's important to have a leader that can represent the population, isn't it?
      Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

      Do It Ourselves

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Osweld


        It's important to have a leader that can represent the population, isn't it?
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #19
          Why should Bush give a damn if anyone of you like his poem? Doesnt seem as if he wanted to win a prize for it. He wrote it for his wife. She likes it. Perfect
          If its no fun why do it? Dance like noone is watching...

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          • #20
            Originally posted by DanielXY
            He wrote it for his wife. She likes it.
            I don't think she would read it publicly if she liked it. It was a spiteful 'poem' and she read it out of spite in return. If I'm any judge, anyways...
            Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

            Do It Ourselves

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            • #21
              To be fair, he wasn't submitting that to any poetry journals or anything. Proly just a cute joke of some sort at the end of his letter, although I suppose if he writes the way he speaks adding an extra joke would be unnnecessary.
              "Although I may disagree with what you say, I will defend to the death your right to hear me tell you how wrong you are."

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              • #22
                A classic! The world lost an artist in George W. Bush.
                I just can't think of any sound reason why Mrs. Bush would ridicule her husband like this. She MUST have known that it's embarassing. If not, it's frightening to think about what kind of literature she wants people to read in her function as "first reader of the nation"...
                "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                • #23
                  Too bad the nobel prize for literature has already been announced...

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                  • #24
                    The Great Leader has written 13,569 poems that have been lauded throughout the land as the best the people have ever seen! He has personally overseen the education of all poets in the US, visiting 2,569 schools around the country and giving personal tips to poets!
                    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                    • #25
                      Well I have to admit that the poet itself was pretty horrible, but I guess it was personal so it doesn't matter and he didn't try to make the poet of the century anyway. But then again I wonder why she read that outloud to the media, if it was personal.
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #26
                        Well..... damn.

                        No Comment.
                        Read Blessed be the Peacemakers | Read Political Freedom | Read Pax Germania: A Story of Redemption | Read Unrelated Matters | Read Stains of Blood and Ash | Read Ripper: A Glimpse into the Life of Gen. Jack Sterling | Read Deutschland Erwachte! | Read The Best Friend | Read A Mothers Day Poem | Read Deliver us From Evil | Read The Promised Land

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                        • #27
                          Fricking hilarious, and deeply sad. But no match for the awesome, real-life poetry of Donald Rumsfeld,
                          as documented here.

                          One sample:

                          Clarity
                          I think what you'll find,
                          I think what you'll find is,
                          Whatever it is we do substantively,
                          There will be near-perfect clarity
                          As to what it is.

                          And it will be known,
                          And it will be known to the Congress,
                          And it will be known to you,
                          Probably before we decide it,
                          But it will be known.

                          —Feb. 28, 2003, Department of Defense briefing
                          "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                          • #28
                            Bush's poem certainly has the ring of authenticity.

                            But what's this Historical Revisionism?

                            Barney's still mad you dropped him
                            Is Captain Flightsuit trying to shift the blame?
                            Attached Files
                            "When all else fails, a pigheaded refusal to look facts in the face will see us through." -- General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett

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                            • #29
                              and deeply sad


                              Jesus, don't you think you're overreacting a bit?
                              KH FOR OWNER!
                              ASHER FOR CEO!!
                              GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                                and deeply sad


                                Jesus, don't you think you're overreacting a bit?
                                No. I'm deeply saddened that our president, the leader of the free world and the product of our best schools, is writing the kind of things most of us wrote on Valentine's cards when we were 12. I don't expect him do be a poet, but having a way with words is one sign of intelligence -- one more than our Potato in Chief exhibits.
                                "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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