Damn alcohol...

[SpencerH]

Originally posted by Sikander

Beyond this is lizard world......... You are in touch with your inner lizard, and by god if you have to pee you are going to do it wherever you want to.....

And who hasnt been there

[Elok]

I haven't. I have the sense to know when to stop. If you have no self-control, you shouldn't be taking any substance. I mean, if you take in too much fat you'll have a heart attack, but that doesn't make fried chicken intrinsically evil.

Now stop bashing booze; the problem is at least partially on your end. Can you honestly say you didn't know you would get a hangover if you took in too much? You knew it would happen, you did it anyway, and you blame it all on the middleman. Geez.

[Japher]

This whole thread is outright blashpamy!!!

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Park Avenue
Yep, I'll agree. I haven't a clue why alcohol is legal.

Uh, mainly for the benefit of those of us who manage to enjoy alcohol without getting drunk.

[Ben Kenobi]

my deepest, most wicked supressed desires are...comically offbeat dancing, talking too loud, and unconventional comic verse.

How many drinks, Elok?

[Elok]

Not many, I drink so rarely that my tolerance is rock-bottom. The most I've ever done is seven. Then I realized that I would vomit if I drank more, chugged some water, and went to bed.

[lord of the mark]

according to rabbinic legend, when Noah planted a vineyard after the flood, Satan joined him, and brought a lamb, a lion, a monkey and a pig, and watered the vineyard with their blood. That is why one drink makes you sweet as a lamb, two make you strong as a lion, three make you as silly as a monkey, and four make you disgusting as a pig.

[Japher]

and drinking grape juice makes you stale like water.

[Ben Kenobi]

and drinking grape juice makes you stale like water.

At least one would be consistent.