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Originally posted by alva
He should know the difference between urine and sperm by now though, no?
He should know the difference between urine and sperm by now though, no?
Maybe his roomie should help him explore the difference.
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Like I said, it could be a REALLY, REALLY big problem.
Maybe his roomie should help him explore the difference.
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I wouldn't wish a 23 year old virgin on anyone.KH FOR OWNER!
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Nothing wrong with being a 23 year old virgin, probably half this board is one
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I was about 20 when I lost my cherry, that leaves plenty of time...Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
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Maybe he'd get laid if he didn't share that story with women...Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
My housemate Bing said he was jerking off and producing some sort of ejaculate way back when he was 7 years old.
Then again, he's 23 now and still hasn't gotten laid so maybe there's something to it after all.
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You know, if so many parents were not treating their own kids as being stupid, then maybe sex education would not be such a problem.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Btw, is this coming from personal experience?Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
OTOH maybe what he really produced was pee. That's possible, and if so could be the source of his problem with girls. Many women get REALLY, REALLY turned off by the whole golden showers scene. Maybe you should take him aside and explain the difference to him.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Ah, you never know what your ladies are telling the ol' doctor about you guys.Originally posted by alva
Btw, is this coming from personal experience?
"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Should I read anything into the fact that a response came so swiftly
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Nice escape btw
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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I'm not.There's nothing wrong with being a 23 year old virgin. Half the board is probably one.
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That's right, you're a 32 year old virgin.Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
I'm not.
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Wrong direction.That's right, you're a 32 year old virgin.
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So you ARE a virgin
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Didn't you see that coming Ben?"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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I thought at least one person would have assumed the opposite.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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I wish I knew how to fondle myself when I was young.
It took me years to figure out how to do it.Comment
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