The Art of Seduction

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
And yo what's up with him telling her about sleeping with prostitutes?!?!

Yrs, tell her about the prostitutes was dumb, dumb, dumb. The best road to take with that is to pretend you are Karl Rove and just deny everything.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
These days I'm more interested in the art of getting a good night's sleep.

That's what happens when you become an OOOoooooooooooooooooooolllllllldddddddd geazer like you, AH.

[Zero]

he summoned up his formidable presence of mind and gave her an eloquent rationale as to why, owing to certain cycles which he had evidently monitored very closely, it was impossible for her to get pregnant at that time.

WTF? Thats ****ing messed up.

[Zero]

I had another question for all you guys out there.

Does it matter if you're not her first?

You learn alot if ur first was with a very experienced older person.

[Japher]

As long as their disease free I could care less how many people she/he has been with before me... I'd worry about how many she'll have after me.

Either
a) I love her and I don't want her to be with anyone else
b) I am just too good, and if she leaves me she'll be very let down the next time she does IT
c) I just think am too good, and if she goes with someone else I will have to question my abilities...

get the picture?

[Zero]

i dont understand why guys care about what their ex does after or before.... even during... :-p

[Japher]

Zero: as you can see from my post it really was all about me