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  • #16
    New slogan for the US Gov't:

    "This is your d!ck. This is your d!ck on drugs."
    Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

    When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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    • #17
      Man gorges himself to death on cake and ice cream - kids, don't eat cake and ice cream.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Berzerker
        Man gorges himself to death on cake and ice cream - kids, don't eat cake and ice cream.
        Link please?
        Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

        Do It Ourselves

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        • #19
          Hey, what the heck. The doctor is named Andreas too.

          Is everyone in germany named Andreas?
          Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

          Do It Ourselves

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          • #20
            Yes, they're changing it's name to Andmany.
            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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            • #21
              Too bad the kid screwed up his life for a cheap high.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Lincoln
                Too bad the kid screwed up his life for a cheap high.
                Technically, Lincoln, he did it because of a cheap high, not for one.

                I betcha he was flipping out on the words of Paul, if your eye sins against God, pluck it out, if your hand sins against God, cut it off. Religion and hallucinagins do NOT mix. While you may see God, he may tell you to do something horrible, and since you're suggestable, you'll do it.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #23
                  As someone in another (german) board mentioned:

                  Now he is twofold impotent
                  At least he didn´t cut off his fingers, too
                  Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                  Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                  • #24
                    whoa.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #25
                      Under the circumstance I guess a Darwin award might be in order...

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                      • #26
                        Re: Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

                        And so the student has become the master.
                        He's got the Midas touch.
                        But he touched it too much!
                        Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by OzzyKP
                          New slogan for the US Gov't:

                          "This is your d!ck. This is your d!ck on drugs."
                          And this is your d!ck on the garden path.
                          He's got the Midas touch.
                          But he touched it too much!
                          Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Japher
                            That suks

                            Not anymore i't don't !!!
                            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                            • #29
                              Winners don't need drugs.

                              And...

                              Losers don't need wieners, eh?
                              I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                              • #30
                                i don't really pity that foo'.
                                B♭3

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