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    Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

    A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.

    The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants.

    His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes."

    When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.

    The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

    Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed."

    Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany.

    Story filed: 10:45 Tuesday 23rd September 2003




    Remember, kids, WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS.

  • #2
    Well, at least he filtered himself out of the gene pool.
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    • #3
      As bad as that would be with straight mind, under the influence of an hallucinogen it would be, well, even worse.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Drugs don't use weinners either, apparently.



        See kiddies, this is why you never use hallucenagenics while alone.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          I like that disclaimer. "While alone."
          Certainly stern.



          But true.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Hmmm...

            so his first name is Andreas.... reminds me of a certain someone...

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              • #8
                Man...I hope it isn't you-know-who.
                Andreas...still intact, man?
                Life and death is a grave matter;
                all things pass quickly away.
                Each of you must be completely alert;
                never neglectful, never indulgent.

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                • #9
                  Ouch.
                  "Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
                  "The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
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                  • #10
                    All we should have to do is tell teenagers that crack makes your schlong fall off. Voila, drug problem disappears!
                    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                    • #11
                      Crack?
                      You need some hallucinogens, Mitchell.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        That suks

                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #13
                          Andreas V? We have an Andreas V here
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by mrmitchell
                            All we should have to do is tell teenagers that crack makes your schlong fall off. Voila, drug problem disappears!
                            Too true...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                              Andreas V? We have an Andreas V here
                              But this guy is Andrea now.

                              Idiot for cutting out his tongue. What's he going to do when someone in the changing rooms asks where his **** is?
                              Only feebs vote.

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