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    I was walking the other day, to a CANDY STORE (this is not pertinent) when a black male stopped me and said "Hey Cracker where's your salt." I felt offended, so I said one of the following:

    a) Screw you, black man
    b) Screw you, brownie
    c) Screw you
    d) Hey brownie, where is your fudge
    e) Oh No You Didn't
    f) [Keep on walking] (and potentially reveal my wallet in my back pocket)

    I need you to tell me which of those I MORALLY should have done, which one I as a MAN should have done, which one I should have done as a matter of SOCIAL JUSTICE, and for kicks guess at which one I did do. This is important to me because I want to gauge (without just asking it plainly), exactly how you respond to a black racist (with racism, indifference to race, or indifference to the individual himself?).

    As I get offensive comments all the time on my way to that particular CANDY STORE (this is again not pertinent), I would like to know how exactly to handle anyone else who feels the need to "bring it" in the future.

  • #2
    cracker is not racist

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    • #3
      Just counter-troll
      Blah

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      • #4
        my answers

        morally: f (though I don't know why you added the part about the wallet)

        manly: c

        socially: e

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        • #5
          should have hit him then poured salt on him
          Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -Homer

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          • #6
            and there are still candy stores left in america?

            where in the hell do you live?

            I say cut down on the candy

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            • #7
              When he says Candy Store, he means 'Specialist Sex Shop'.
              The poor guy was probably asking you for recommendations on decent Bukkae(salt...tee-hee), just because you don't get it, doesn't mean you should be rude.
              Res ipsa loquitur

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              • #8
                "d) Hey brownie, where is your fudge"

                Counter-troll.
                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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                • #9
                  Bring salt with you next time.
                  http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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                  • #10
                    Ask him where his baby's mama is and can you slap that ass?
                    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                    • #11
                      or you could have pulled out a 9 and just busted a cap in his ass

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                      • #12
                        Word.
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #13
                          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                          • #14
                            By the way, it's "blackie," not "brownie."

                            Get your racial slurs right Casper.
                            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                            • #15
                              I think the right answer would be:
                              "How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

                              visu

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