This man just loved his dead wife so much...

[Imran Siddiqui]

A crime also implies a victim.

Since when?! Or have you never heard the term 'victimless crime'?

The dictionary definition of crime doesn't mention the word victim as well.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Oerdin
D. It is unlawful for a person to engage in necrophilia. A person engages in necrophilia by:

1. Having sexual intercourse with a dead human body.

2. Having sexual contact with a dead human body, other than the contact normally required to store, prepare, disinfect or embalm a dead human body according to standards of practice in the funeral industry.

I thought SCOTUS explicitely stated two consenting adults could do any sexual act they wanted in the privacy of their houses ?

[GePap]

When the dead get to consent to anything Spiff, please do tell us..that might make Chicaog's voting record much cleaner.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by GePap
When the dead get to consent to anything Spiff, please do tell us..that might make Chicaog's voting record much cleaner.

Well, I though silent means consent (don't you have a saying about that in English ?)

[GePap]

Not that I can think of.

[st_swithin]

There are firms that will freeze-dry your pet, or place them in cryogenic stasis, or even MUMMIFY them, a'la Egyptian-style Book of the Dead.

Nobody cares if pets get this treatment. The woman's dead - I don't think she really cares anymore, nor is she in any position to object.

It's illegal to j-walk (i.e. cross a street against the pedestrian light), but I bet more than one person in the country does that on a daily basis. Should that be punishable?

[molly bloom]

Imagine that the death of his wife had not been discovered....


Months later....

'Well, Mr. Such and Such, I must say this broth is very tasty.'

'It should be. My wife really put her heart into it.'

'And what's the main course?'

'Cat fish, rice and lady's fingers (okra).'

Fritz Haarmann in post-WWI Germany had an interesting way with dead bodies, in case anyone is thinking of why disposing of loved ones or neighbours in the freezer may be, ah, unsavoury...

[Ben Kenobi]

Since when?! Or have you never heard the term 'victimless crime'?

/me checks oxymoron thread.

[Dis]

Okay Boris. It is clear we must perfrom autoposies on all 10 cats to see if they were dead before being frozen

[st_swithin]

Fritz Haarman also sold a lot of his, er, excess supply on the black market as pork.

Another reason bacon is scary.

[Dis]

mmm bacon

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by David Floyd


A crime also implies a victim. There is no victim in a "crime" against the dead.

So necrophilia is OK by you?

[MrFun]

** MrFun reads thread **

[David Floyd]

Imran,

Since when?! Or have you never heard the term 'victimless crime'?

Of course I have, usually in the context of "silly" or "should be abolished", which, let's face it, most people really believe if pressed to be consistent on the subject.

DS,

So necrophilia is OK by you?

I'm not going to do it, but I certainly won't advocate locking someone else up for doing so.

[Ted Striker]

Are you telling me you wouldn't hit it Floyd?!

whatever