Style 101 (for every apolytoner)

[Timexwatch]

and again... notice how i said nothing specific about what type of clothes i said to wear... t-shirts? polo shirts? buttoned down collared shirts? jeans? khakis? all those are fine... all i said was basic guide-lines... don't wear tight clothes, wear matching clothes, etc. how do that got to do with conformity? wear different clothes but follow basic guidelines...

Tighter pants not allowed? What in the hell did I lose 15 pounds for over the summer (Now ~170lbs)? I earned the right to make my pale white ass look even smaller and flatter!

[st_swithin]

Try being Asian. Talk about being little, yellow and different...

[Timexwatch]

There's nothing wrong with Asian asses. My Korean friend from back home has a great ass. If only she'd let me slap it...

[David Floyd]

Speer, look. Maybe that style of dress is fine for the ghetto, and for the people who live there. But if someone comes around where *I* live looking like that, they not only don't get any girls at all, but probably get their ass kicked by the po-lice.

[st_swithin]

Where I come from, people like that are serving your food, and working behind counters, and cleaning up after you, and fixing your computers - all for just "lower-class" income.

Hmm... I wonder if Speer should be rude to waiters...hmm...

[David Floyd]

If someone came to fix my computer looking like that, I don't think I'd let him anywhere near my CD collection, to say nothing of my computer.

[Timexwatch]

Are we allowed to wear band-aids on out faces ala Fiddy Cent?

Would you recommend knocking out our teeth to put gold grills in?



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But seriously, do you have any recommendations beyond Ghetto fabulous?

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Hair gel - bad.

Pommade/hair cream/mold - good.

Oh, you take me right back to my misspent youth.

Body Shop coconut setting gel...didn't dry out your hair, and didn't make it look like someone had jazzed off in it.

Pomade- euucchh. Sorry, reminds me of the old Italian gentlemen I used to sit next to in my favourite barbers in London, the Mount Pleasant Barbershop. Reeking of stale tobacco, hacking and phlegming....

Hair cream- gah. Bad memories of Brylcreem from early childhood.

Hair mould/mold? Related to Penicillin?

Mold is also a town in Wales.

And Albert- one reason to wear trousers or jeans that follow the line of one's trim muscular gym-toned buttocks is that men and women (in my experience) like shapely arses.

Those god-awful jeans with the crotch near the ankle showing the waistband of your Tommy Hilfigers or Adidas shorts are not cool. Or Stylish. It just makes you look like you're wearing a big filled nappy (diaper) that needs changing.

As for Ed Norton looking gay- we clearly have different definitions of gay, Albert. And I think I have more experience in that area than you...

[David Floyd]

Would you recommend knocking out our teeth to put gold grills in?

Actually their teeth usually get knocked out by the cops when they come around my neighborhood

[Caligastia]

I can't wait for whitewashed jeans and high-tops to come back in.

[Timexwatch]

I may be straight, but I have to admit that Ed Norton is an attractive man. He gives hope to all the weasly looking guys running around that someday they can be beefcakes (American History X, anyone?)...

[Al B. Sure!]

i looked around to see if i had more scanned pictures of people wearing normal clothes but most are butchered pics from the prom (damn kodak picture disk ****ing up). i do got this one... ignore the cow testes leather hats though that was a joke...

take a quick look... everybody's clothes matches... my man teef got a white shirt, black pants, black sneaks, and a black rag underneath that joke hat... **** matches... white on black, black on black, blue on blue, red on black (see my man cor got a red shirt, red sneaks, and black pants... **** matches), etc.

[Timexwatch]

Why is everyone wearing a sports jersey? Did you all just get done with touch football?

[Tuberski]

Funny, Albert, if I dressed like that I would look ridiculous.

Not saying it's bad, but one style doesn't fit all people.

ACK!

[David Floyd]

You gotta be ****ting me. That kind of dress isn't going to fly life. Try going to an interview dressed like that, for example. You won't get hired, to start with. And come on - not to make this a racial thing, but how many white people do you see dressed like that?

Tomorrow, I'm probably gonna wear something like some fairly loose fitting - but not baggy - jeans, a dark-colored polo of some sort, a pair of Docs, and yes, hair gel. I can tell you right now that my appearance will create a better first impression than the appearance of anyone in that picture. That's just how it is. Maybe not in an inner city, but everywhere else.