Style 101 (for every apolytoner)

[Tuberski]

So, basically, to be accepted everyone should dress the same way?

You sound like the Apolyton Frank Burns:"Individuality is fine, as long as we all do it together."

ACK!

[Imran Siddiqui]

no gentle curve... flat is the style now

He looks like a dork

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
i looked among my scanned pictures for someone wearing a hat and found my boy d rocking a flat philies cap. it's below. and notice how his shirt matches his hat. thats what i'm talking about people!

Who on earth would actually want to look that ridiculous?

[Boris Godunov]

Some real fashion advice from QEFTSG:

Put A Lid On It

A cool ball cap is a great accessory, but you don't want to look like a trucker at the "all-nite adult gift emporium." Try storing it with the brim curled in a coffee mug; that way, it'll frame your mug nicely.

[Timexwatch]

Are Diesel-style Jeans still in, or are those already out?

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Albert Speer


i looked among my scanned pictures for someone wearing a hat and found my boy d rocking a flat philies cap. it's below. and notice how his shirt matches his hat. thats what i'm talking about people!

Super. Style tips from someone who thinks dressing like a fast food franchise employee is de rigueur. Do fries go with his Philly's cap?

Jeez Louise, Albert- a white shirt doesn't go with black shoes? What freakazoid planet are you living on?

If I dressed the way you advised, I wouldn't be chic, I'd be laundry.

[st_swithin]

There's a DW50 for water now, as well. You know, that poisonous chemical compound, dihydrous oxide.

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui

no gentle curve... flat is the style now

He looks like a dork

I agree:

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by st_swithin


I agree:

Public pubic hair and treasure trails are now cool?

Hmmm.

[st_swithin]

Heh, if you say so. I didn't notice that until you mentioned it - I meant the bleached blonde hair and excess hair gel.

Might as well make something just as unsavoury into something "fashionable." Spiky bleached hair has been popular since the 70's and particularly in the 80's. It seems to have been making a comeback in the 'naughty oughties' (i.e. post 2000).

Britney popularised the Plumber's Smile, and now fat-a55 whales everywhere are being crack dealers.

Then she plays tonsil hockey with Madonna, who's older than her RL mom - EW!!!! It makes me think of a certain scene in "Not Another Teen Movie."

However, noting the flagging careers of both Madonna AND BS, I remain Jack's complete and utter lack of surprise.

[Boris Godunov]

Hair gel - bad.

Pommade/hair cream/mold - good.

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
I vote for st_swithin as Queen Computer Rode-

nah swithin... as a lady, you are automatically a queen, blessed with those angelic feminine aspects that are the greatest of God's creation

(and by aspects, i aint talking about what yall think i'm talking about )

Someone already 'pointed' out one of those aspects - thanks for not not mentioning them again

And you better not be trying to call me a St_Swithin Rider, 'cuz I ain't no cyborg.

If ladies are queens, explain Diana, pre-marriage to ol' Big Ears.

[Al B. Sure!]

oh man... ed norton looking gay...

and again... notice how i said nothing specific about what type of clothes i said to wear... t-shirts? polo shirts? buttoned down collared shirts? jeans? khakis? all those are fine... all i said was basic guide-lines... don't wear tight clothes, wear matching clothes, etc. how do that got to do with conformity? wear different clothes but follow basic guidelines...

and you should see how my man (who you just called a dork, imran) gets girls...

black shoes work with a white shirt assuming your pants are black... like i said, don't go around with blue jeans, a yellow shirt, and grey shoes... that don't match...

i looked around to see if i had more scanned pictures of people wearing normal clothes but most are butchered pics from the prom (damn kodak picture disk ****ing up). i do got this one... ignore the cow testes leather hats though that was a joke...

take a quick look... everybody's clothes matches... my man teef got a white shirt, black pants, black sneaks, and a black rag underneath that joke hat... **** matches... white on black, black on black, blue on blue, red on black (see my man cor got a red shirt, red sneaks, and black pants... **** matches), etc.

[Al B. Sure!]

damn... i cant seem to get the picture up...

[st_swithin]

"...that's not the only thing," said Speer's ex-girlfriend.