It's a dog's world: IWS XVIII Answers

[Ben Kenobi]

SCORES:

Question 11: "How many questions?"

"11" 9
"12" 4
"23" 1
"11,111" 1
"9" 1

nope, stick it, Skoal!, all get 1 pt.

3 respondents get nothing for missing the question altogether.


Question 10: "Which apolytoner would you send and where would they be sent?"

Here's how I'm scoring the question:

Slowwy, Cuba (8)
MtG, Finland (8)

They get 8 because you had to get both halves, or 4(2)
since it is more 2^2 times as hard to get both questions.

Counting each half answer, and only counting the highest score, we get:

Ming, Mingapulco 4
Ming, Finland 4
Ming, Wales 4
Ming, South Bronx 4
Zylka, Finland 4
MtG, Mingapulco 4
MtG, Guantanamo 4

Sava, Cuba 3
Panag, Mingapulco 3

Zylka, Greece 2


All others get 1 point.

Boris to Austin, Texas
Fez to Morocco
Kassi to the Amazon
Monolith94 to Italy
me to Barbadoes
everyone to Tibet
ADG, Far away
Agathon, to a helicopter over a shark-infested ocean


Question 9: New California Governor?

"Ahnold" 13

All others get one, including:

Stefu
Arnold Braunsweiger
blabla the great
David Hume
Gallagher
Hobbes
George Russell
Larry Flynt
"questions"

"The Austrian Son of a Nazi - to quote 'The New statesmen;"

Counts as Ahnold.


Question 8: Philosopher of Apolyton

Neitzsche 4
Socrates 3
Agathon 2

All others score 1, including:

Plato
St. Augustine
Marx
Ann Coulter
Joe
EvC
ADG
David Floyd
Templar
Zylka
Arnold Schwartzenegger (Thanks snowfire!)
the one with the least blah
"numbered"

Question 7: Poet Laureate of Apolyton

Zylka 2
none 2
Frusterated Poet 2

All others score 1, including:

Albert Speer
Asher
Boris Godunov
devilmunchkin
Jamski
Laz
monolith94
Sava
St. Swithin
Velociryx
Poet guy
Emily Bananason
"Do your own dirty work"
blabla the great
ShibiShibiWhatAreYouTalkingAboutShibiShibi
"poorly"

Question 6: Average age of Apolyton posters

"18" 3
"23" 2
"42" 2

All others get 1 point, including:

2, 2.8, 5, 13, 19, 21, 24, 24.4384126875, 25, 27, 28, 49

6 months, "to", "The Golden ratio"


Question 5: "Most popular Settler?"

Zylka 3
Settler2 2
who cares? 2

All others get 1 point, including:

fernando.m
PostCountZero
Fez,
HershOstropoler,
Ming,
obiwan18 (still 1 pt. )
ottok v. 5.1,
Pekka,
St. Swithin,
Thorn,
Verres,
"belong"
"dude who posts stuff"
"Finland"
"I go for last place"


Question 4: "most prolific Canadian Poster"

Zylka: 6
Asher: 4
NYE: 3

All others get 1 point, including:

War4Ever
Mr. Fun
DanQ
obiwan18
obiwan's dog (scores as well as obiwan!)
blabla the great
"are"
"posts or babies?"
"guy in the blue shirt over there"


Question 3: "Avatar that I used to sport"

Zylka: 5
British Calvary 2

All others get 1 point:

Yoda
Black mage
Alec Guinness (wtf?)
Guiness Book of World records
boat
tank
Nuke
That Irish guy
Leiderhosen wearing German man (loinburger, where are you?)
That guy in Trainspotting
"I have avatars off"
"Who cares"
"base"
"I didn't know Alec seduced you. How are you adjusting?"


Question 2: "Pick my religion, Catholic or Protestant"

Protestant 9
Catholic 6
None 2

All others get 1 point including:

Aborigine
Jewish
"or"
"your"
"A protestant Catholic of the 'woops wheres my dribble down at the thribble wibble' "


Question 1: Where did I grow up?

Calgary 3
Finland 2
Montreal 2
Toronto 2
Vancouver 2

Everyone else gets 1, including:

Prince George
Chernobyl
Mingapulco
Orlando
Ottawa
Vatican
"who cares"
"Zylka"
"all"
"London, a small village outside the capital city of Mars, called 'aWibble'"
"Left in barn on outskirts of Pensacola for 18+ years"

Yet to come are the totals for each player.

[mrmitchell]

I believe 7 is missing an answer, which ruins my whole scheme.

[St Leo]

Re: It's a dog's world: IWS XVIII Answers

Question 9: New California Governor?

George Russell

That's Georgy Russell, you backwards prole.

[Ben Kenobi]

mrmitchell: Edited.

St. Leo: Close enough.

Just like George Eliot.

[Ben Kenobi]

11 Mr. Mitchell
11 Monolith94
12 ADG
16 Theban
20 Snowfire
21 Andyman
26 Vlad Anterkov
29 Atahualpa
30 St. Leo
31 Immortal Wombat
31 Templar
38 Skywalker


The bottom half.

No one got the absolute minimum of 10 pts.

Edited snowfire

[mrmitchell]

I got the lowest score, and my answers all went by a theme too, so

I WIN

I'll be compiling the next IWS's answers and it should be ready by tomorrow

[Ben Kenobi]

Ummm..

Highest score gets the privilege.

No points for scoring above the absolute minimum.

How hard can it be?

[Ben Kenobi]

10- 5th place.

40 Obiwan18 / Ben Kenobi. Thanks ming!
40 Wernazuma III
41 Straybow
44 Shi Huangdi
48 Drogue

[mrmitchell]

Looks like our winner is actually over 50 points this time. Good work Immortal Kassi whoever.

[Ben Kenobi]

Can you guess the winner?

5th-2nd place

50 Kassiopeia
51 Ixnay
51 Smiley
51 Zylka

[mrmitchell]

Uh...me?

[Ben Kenobi]

Nope, congrats to

52 SPIFFOR



He also got my old avatar.

[Zylka]

Lost by a point AGAIN

Oh well, to another great poster! GO SPIFF

[ixnay]

Agh, I lost by a point. That's my best showing yet.

[SnowFire]

How the devil did I get that many points?!

You do realize that I put Arnold Schwarzenegger in for philosopher of Apolyton, not governor of California, correct? (Everyone knows that Hume will be governor, which you seem to have recorded).