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  • #61
    Originally posted by MrFun
    But that's called prostitution, monolith.
    Not if you're paying them to leave in the morning
    If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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    • #62
      Whoever dances better, I suppose.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #63
        Girls have the same variation of sex drives as men.

        They also mostly have financial independence now, at least the ones I've been out with. They don't need me to buy them stuff (doesn't mean they don't like it if I do of course).

        Which I guess is why male escorts are becoming more and more popular.
        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
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        We've got both kinds

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        • #64
          Women would sooner claw their eyes out than have me spend money on them. It makes them think they owe me something
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #65
            "But that's called prostitution, monolith."

            Prostitution is such an... ugly word...
            "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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            • #66
              Originally posted by monolith94
              "But that's called prostitution, monolith."

              Prostitution is such an... ugly word...
              It's not an ugly word in the Netherlands now, is it?
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                Women would sooner claw their eyes out than have me spend money on them. It makes them think they owe me something
                That's right, they do owe you something. Aren't you tired of them not calling you the next morning?
                If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                • #68
                  I'm a gentleman, I always offer to pay the whole amount, and after a bit of haggling, we work out who pays, and what portion they pay.

                  I really don't care who pays, just so long as I offer to pay in the first place, and have the money to back up the promise. If I don't we don't go out, simple as that.

                  Neither one of us has much money, so we find other ways to spend time together, rather than an expensive (for students!) dinner and movie.

                  She's not a feminist, Spiffor, yet she will not let me pay without insisting that she pay her share. Clearly something wrong with your hypothesis.
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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Sprayber
                    Women are like wars. Men keep preparing themselves for the last one they were involved with.
                    Inspired!

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                    • #70
                      I usually pay for it, but that's just the Southern gentleman in me.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by obiwan18
                        I'm a gentleman, I always offer to pay the whole amount, and after a bit of haggling, we work out who pays, and what portion they pay.
                        Pay the hole amount?

                        And Elok, you mean to tell me you manage to be celibate and abstain from masturbation? I must say, I don't believe you Well if you do, you must have nocturnal emissions, no? There is no point in depriving yourself of sexual pleasure, especially with the one you love the most
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #72
                          There is no point in depriving yourself of sexual pleasure, especially with the one you love the most
                          Women would sooner claw their eyes out than have me spend money on them.
                          What self-respecting woman would settle for second best, PH?
                          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                          • #73
                            Third best, there is my computer
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #74
                              Me with a friend with a couple of girls in a very nice roof garden watching the sea as it rippled gently dressed on the crescent moon's silver light in Mikrolimano just outside Athens.

                              Girls: So you're going to buy us the next drinks.

                              _Why?

                              _Because everyone in the bar is looking at us, we are the most beautiful girls in this bar and everyone is jealous of you.

                              _Hope you have enough to take a cab back home.



                              I hope they were joking, not that they weren't right, but still there's a difference between being chivalrous and being a w@nker. Funny thing is I can't remember if we actually did pay for the drinks or not. They had guts though, have to give them that.

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                              • #75
                                Eh, chivalry only works if you make the first move. Otherwise, it's extortion.

                                I would say that if everyone's jealous of them, let the jealous fellows buy the drink.
                                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                                2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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