New Europe Steps Up

[TCO]

I like how we came up with that New Europe/old Europe tag. There is a certain je ne sais quoi about it. I mean wtf is new and old? But it still seems to tag something.

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
The trick is also getting them to bathe. Those former Eastern Bloc folks aren't used to regular showers, sadly.

I typically have 1.5 a day.

Poland! Poland! POLAND!!!

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by TCO
I like how we came up with that New Europe/old Europe tag. There is a certain je ne sais quoi about it. I mean wtf is new and old? But it still seems to tag something.

Don't you miss the good ol' days when Germany made regular military excursions to the Champs-Elysees?

EDIT: And how does one take half a shower?

[Zylka]

(Poland)

[TCO]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
The trick is also getting them to bathe. Those former Eastern Bloc folks aren't used to regular showers, sadly.

In the late 90's, I did a joint exercise in Germany. It was as if we were going to go to Lithuania and save them after the Ignalanias power plant blew up. We had some Liths there. Was pretty shocked at how unprofessional they were. I mean these were senior field grade officers. And they did stink. sorry. this exercise was a big deal. Wesley Clarke came by and everyithing. I was aide to a 2-star for it.

[TCO]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov


Don't you miss the good ol' days when Germany made regular military excursions to the Champs-Elysees?

EDIT: And how does one take half a shower?

I like that shade/marching joke. Allows us to tease both halves of the axis at the same time.

[Traianvs]

Originally posted by SpencerH
AFAIK 10K is half what the US wanted, so its actually a pretty good start.

Besides, the US has a few million troops... like you don't have enough f@gg0ts yourselves to handle this

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Trajanus
Besides, the US has a few million troops... like you don't have enough f@gg0ts yourselves to handle this

We ******s get kicked out of the military, so no, they don't have enough of us.

[Zylka]

Polish troops are boyish and handsome. Now how about we send them some decent American hardware???

[BeBMan]

They get our old Leopard tanks, that should do it to scare the hell out of the Iraqis

[TCO]

Originally posted by Trajanus


Besides, the US has a few million troops... like you don't have enough f@gg0ts yourselves to handle this

I heard that in Belgium all the people in the Army are unionized hairdressers (WSJ story). Maybe that is why you open your legs for the Germans every generation.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Zylka


Polish troops are boyish and handsome. Now how about we send them some decent American hardware???

Mmmmmmm Polish sausage *garglegargledrool*

[Zylka]

Ouch - they use Leps?

Mk2? ...because 1's aren't enough to swallow what happened 60 years ago

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov

Mmmmmmm Polish sausage *garglegargledrool*

Polish baby carrot!

[TCO]

you all are making me hungry!