Feel free to double-check your own score. If there's a problem, whine about it and I'll see if there's a case. I looked the entries of the winner and runner-up through a few times since the margin was so small.
The answers:
1. What's the worst thing in catching a disease?
Death, dying - 6
Getting ill - 2
Large doses of analgesics - 2 (pop goes your minimum score, mrmitchell)
Nasal congestion/mucus, snot - 2
The disease - 1
You can't just throw it away again - 1
Comb-over - 1
Light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
Fever - 1
Headaches - 1
The running after it - 1
Not being able to eat - 1
Vomiting - 1
The company of doctors - 1
Syphilis - 1
Pain - 1
AIDS - 1
The cure - 1
You have to release it if it's not hunting season - 1
2. How many people will participate in the 17th edition of I'm With Stupid?
Forty-two - 5
Thirty - 5 (Thirty seemed to be a number of significance today.)
None - 4
Seventeen - 3
Twenty - 2
Twenty-seven - 1 (Congrats Richelieu, that's correct.)
Twenty-five - 1
large doses of analgesics - 1
Everyone suffering light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
More than did in the 16th - 1
- 1
Many - 1
7,924,123.25 - 1 (Where does the 1/4th of a person come from?)
3. What will cause the ultimate demise of Mankind?
Nuclear weapons - 3
Finland, the Finns - 3
Asteroid, meteor - 3 (I know the difference, but many necessarily don't.)
Zylka - 2
Womankind - 2
Stupidity - 1
Mankind - 1
Abuse of fossil fuels - 1
Large doses of analgesics - 1
The Sun - 1
Genetic Mutation - 1
I'm With Stupid contest - 1
Chronic masturbation - 1 (What a way to go, though.)
Libertarians - 1
The "grey goo" scenario - 1
Bush - 1 (skywalker, someone hijack your account or something?)
Demise? Miami Vice? - 1
Light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
Italian soccer - 1
4. Why do Finnish athletes suck at track and field?
Because they're Finnish - 5
They're too busy taking over the world - 3
Because they're evil - 2
Too cold, cold climate - 2
They suck - 1
Light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
Too much antifreeze - 1
Their mobile phones start ringing - 1
Track too long - 1
Hard to run in knee-deep snow - 1
Zylka - 1
Too much sauna - 1
Because they don't want the Russians to find out how fast they are - 1
Too many sausages weighing them down - 1
Ski's don't work when there is no snow - 1
Paavo Nuurmi turned everyone off by his unattainable standard - 1
Why wouldn't they? They suck at everything else... - 1
Somebody has to be... - 1
Large doses of analgesics - 1 (Edited in later, thanks to SnowFire's keen eye)
5. Why would anyone want to watch soap operas?
Boredom, nothing else to do - 4
They are stupid - 3
Chicks, cute girls - 2
They are gay - 2
Zylka - 2
Because they have no lives of their own to lead - 1
Soap operas are terrorists - 1
Even when they're dirty, they're clean - 1
Breasts - 1
To masturbate - 1
They are Finnish - 1
What does opera has to do with soap? - 1
Light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
Large doses of analgesics - 1
I hate George W. Bush - 1
Retardation - 1
The ones that have South American women on them have South American women on them. Others I can take or leave. - 1
For the same reason people post at Poly - 1 (Boredom? Retardation? Masturbation? Definitely not cute girls.)
Finnish mind control - 1
6. Which Apolyton poster is most likely to take over the world or at least a sizeable portion of it?
Zylka - 6
MichaeltheGreat - 5 (SnowFire, you would have lost three points. Good call. You will be judged fairly when the time comes.)
Ming - 3
"Me" - 3
Evan von Cristoph - 2
Fez - 2 (Helicopter industry to boom)
Kassiopeia - 1
St_Swithin's fire - 1
Slowwhand - 1
Large doses of anagelsics - 1 (All hail Emperor Aspirin)
Whoever finds a cure for light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
UberKrux - 1
7. If you could travel back in time, what year would you go to?
2003 - 3
2002 - 3
1969 - 3
1 AD - 3
4000 B.C - 2
0 AD - 2
2001 - 1
1974 - 1 (I won't)
1970 to get the disco fever - 1
1900 - 1
2013 - 1
399 BCE - 1
1999 to find the source for the plague of light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
I'd go back to 1987 and tell me about what I've become... that would surely scare the hell outta me - 1
1968 - 1
Any year while my grandfather was alive but my father hadn't been born yet - 1
Large doses of analgesics - 1
8. Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
Hemorrhaging - 9
Yes - 6
Happy to see you - 4
Huh? - 1
Dunno but i smell burnt toast... - 1
Large doses of analgesics - 1
No, that was in your dreams - 1
It's a cartoon bunny - 1 (DBTS, is that you?)
Ow. Pain. Hurt. - 1
Light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
Zylka - 1
9. Come up with a cool alternative for the English word 'Earth' (the planet).
Gaia - 5
Terra - 4
Zylka - 2
Ocean - 1 (That quote by A.C. Clarke was what inspired this question in the first place.)
Vätron 5 - 1
Home - 1
Sol III - 1
RC Union Headquarters - 1
Large doses of analgesics - 1
Cess Hole 17-A - 1
Apolyton - 1
Nostratum - 1
Planet Sex - 1
The Planet Formerly Know as Earth - 1
Light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1 (Won't fit on stellar charts)
Uranus - 1
America - 1
3B (The Big Blue Ball) - 1
Earth - 1
The scores:
26. Straybow 9
26. Richelieu 9
25. mrmitchell 10
24. ADG 12
23. The Templar 13
22. Cerberus IV 15
21. Jon Miller 16
20. Atahualpa 17
19. Drogue 19
18. Mr. President 20
16. Method 23
16. monolith94 23
15. Vlad Antlerkov 26
12. Immortal Wombat 29
12. Soul Survivor 29
12. Jaguar Warrior 29
8. ixnay 30
8. Gangerolf 30
8. St Leo 30
8. badams52 30
6. skywalker 31
6. Stefu 31
5. SnowFire 32
3.
Smiley 35
3. Wernazuma III 35
2. Zylka 37
And the winner is...
Wait for it...
... obiwan18 with 38 points. Congratulations.
Thank you for participating in another edition of I'm With Stupid. I'm off toplay Fallout study.
The answers:
1. What's the worst thing in catching a disease?
Death, dying - 6
Getting ill - 2
Large doses of analgesics - 2 (pop goes your minimum score, mrmitchell)
Nasal congestion/mucus, snot - 2
The disease - 1
You can't just throw it away again - 1
Comb-over - 1
Light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
Fever - 1
Headaches - 1
The running after it - 1
Not being able to eat - 1
Vomiting - 1
The company of doctors - 1
Syphilis - 1
Pain - 1
AIDS - 1
The cure - 1
You have to release it if it's not hunting season - 1
2. How many people will participate in the 17th edition of I'm With Stupid?
Forty-two - 5
Thirty - 5 (Thirty seemed to be a number of significance today.)
None - 4
Seventeen - 3
Twenty - 2
Twenty-seven - 1 (Congrats Richelieu, that's correct.)
Twenty-five - 1
large doses of analgesics - 1
Everyone suffering light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
More than did in the 16th - 1

Many - 1
7,924,123.25 - 1 (Where does the 1/4th of a person come from?)
3. What will cause the ultimate demise of Mankind?
Nuclear weapons - 3
Finland, the Finns - 3
Asteroid, meteor - 3 (I know the difference, but many necessarily don't.)
Zylka - 2
Womankind - 2
Stupidity - 1
Mankind - 1
Abuse of fossil fuels - 1
Large doses of analgesics - 1
The Sun - 1
Genetic Mutation - 1
I'm With Stupid contest - 1
Chronic masturbation - 1 (What a way to go, though.)
Libertarians - 1
The "grey goo" scenario - 1
Bush - 1 (skywalker, someone hijack your account or something?)
Demise? Miami Vice? - 1
Light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
Italian soccer - 1
4. Why do Finnish athletes suck at track and field?
Because they're Finnish - 5
They're too busy taking over the world - 3
Because they're evil - 2
Too cold, cold climate - 2
They suck - 1
Light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
Too much antifreeze - 1
Their mobile phones start ringing - 1
Track too long - 1
Hard to run in knee-deep snow - 1
Zylka - 1
Too much sauna - 1
Because they don't want the Russians to find out how fast they are - 1
Too many sausages weighing them down - 1
Ski's don't work when there is no snow - 1
Paavo Nuurmi turned everyone off by his unattainable standard - 1
Why wouldn't they? They suck at everything else... - 1
Somebody has to be... - 1
Large doses of analgesics - 1 (Edited in later, thanks to SnowFire's keen eye)
5. Why would anyone want to watch soap operas?
Boredom, nothing else to do - 4
They are stupid - 3
Chicks, cute girls - 2
They are gay - 2
Zylka - 2
Because they have no lives of their own to lead - 1
Soap operas are terrorists - 1
Even when they're dirty, they're clean - 1
Breasts - 1
To masturbate - 1
They are Finnish - 1
What does opera has to do with soap? - 1
Light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
Large doses of analgesics - 1
I hate George W. Bush - 1
Retardation - 1
The ones that have South American women on them have South American women on them. Others I can take or leave. - 1
For the same reason people post at Poly - 1 (Boredom? Retardation? Masturbation? Definitely not cute girls.)
Finnish mind control - 1
6. Which Apolyton poster is most likely to take over the world or at least a sizeable portion of it?
Zylka - 6
MichaeltheGreat - 5 (SnowFire, you would have lost three points. Good call. You will be judged fairly when the time comes.)
Ming - 3
"Me" - 3
Evan von Cristoph - 2
Fez - 2 (Helicopter industry to boom)
Kassiopeia - 1
St_Swithin's fire - 1
Slowwhand - 1
Large doses of anagelsics - 1 (All hail Emperor Aspirin)
Whoever finds a cure for light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
UberKrux - 1
7. If you could travel back in time, what year would you go to?
2003 - 3
2002 - 3
1969 - 3
1 AD - 3
4000 B.C - 2
0 AD - 2
2001 - 1
1974 - 1 (I won't)
1970 to get the disco fever - 1
1900 - 1
2013 - 1
399 BCE - 1
1999 to find the source for the plague of light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
I'd go back to 1987 and tell me about what I've become... that would surely scare the hell outta me - 1
1968 - 1
Any year while my grandfather was alive but my father hadn't been born yet - 1
Large doses of analgesics - 1
8. Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
Hemorrhaging - 9
Yes - 6
Happy to see you - 4
Huh? - 1
Dunno but i smell burnt toast... - 1
Large doses of analgesics - 1
No, that was in your dreams - 1
It's a cartoon bunny - 1 (DBTS, is that you?)
Ow. Pain. Hurt. - 1
Light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1
Zylka - 1
9. Come up with a cool alternative for the English word 'Earth' (the planet).
Gaia - 5
Terra - 4
Zylka - 2
Ocean - 1 (That quote by A.C. Clarke was what inspired this question in the first place.)
Vätron 5 - 1
Home - 1
Sol III - 1
RC Union Headquarters - 1
Large doses of analgesics - 1
Cess Hole 17-A - 1
Apolyton - 1
Nostratum - 1
Planet Sex - 1
The Planet Formerly Know as Earth - 1
Light-headedness due to success with penile growth formula - 1 (Won't fit on stellar charts)
Uranus - 1
America - 1
3B (The Big Blue Ball) - 1
Earth - 1
The scores:
26. Straybow 9
26. Richelieu 9
25. mrmitchell 10
24. ADG 12
23. The Templar 13
22. Cerberus IV 15
21. Jon Miller 16
20. Atahualpa 17
19. Drogue 19
18. Mr. President 20
16. Method 23
16. monolith94 23
15. Vlad Antlerkov 26
12. Immortal Wombat 29
12. Soul Survivor 29
12. Jaguar Warrior 29
8. ixnay 30
8. Gangerolf 30
8. St Leo 30
8. badams52 30
6. skywalker 31
6. Stefu 31
5. SnowFire 32
3.

3. Wernazuma III 35
2. Zylka 37
And the winner is...
Wait for it...
... obiwan18 with 38 points. Congratulations.
Thank you for participating in another edition of I'm With Stupid. I'm off to
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