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  • I'm With Stupid XVII: No stupid questions, just stupid answers

    The rules, as always, are so simple even the most stupid should understand them. You answer to the questions or do the assignments given (see #9) and send the answers to the quizmaster, that's me, via PM. Scores are calculated on not how correct they are, but on how many others chose the same answer. The answer doesn't have to be in any way correct: if eight people reply to the hypotethical question "What time is it?" with "large doses of analgesics", they will receive eight points each for that question.

    The questions:

    1. What's the worst thing in catching a disease?
    2. How many people will participate in the 17th edition of I'm With Stupid?
    3. What will cause the ultimate demise of Mankind?
    4. Why do Finnish athletes suck at track and field?
    5. Why would anyone want to watch soap operas?
    6. Which Apolyton poster is most likely to take over the world or at least a sizeable portion of it?
    7. If you could travel back in time, what year would you go to?
    8. Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
    9. Come up with a cool alternative for the English word 'Earth' (the planet).

    The deadline is September 3rd, 1200 GMT, that's next Wednesday. I won't be able to read or delete private messages until then, but I only have around twenty in store and the limit is 150.
    Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

  • #2
    This one's a dandy.
    What?

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    • #3
      Shouldn't we have a competition for a change where the winner actually gets more than 50 points? Oh well.
      "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
      "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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      • #4
        I'm in.
        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
        2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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        • #5
          Sent - I don't want to leave it until the deadline in case Kassiopeia's mailbox fills up.
          Never give an AI an even break.

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          • #6
            sent


            Sent


            SenT


            SENT


            SENT

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            • #7
              Sent

              Like the questions Kassi
              Smile
              For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
              But he would think of something

              "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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              • #8
                THA MASTA BUMPAAAAA

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                • #9
                  i retract my last statement. first we've got to come up with some decent questions too.
                  meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                  • #10
                    Lsent.
                    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                    • #11
                      I love the questions!

                      Sent
                      "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                      "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                      • #12
                        A good selection of non obvious answer questions.

                        Those who complain that we don't get anyone in the 50s anymore should realize that 1) the more people that play the higher the scores will be 2) we got in the 50s when people didn't bother to answer the questions and just used a "banana" answer and 3) Multiple choice questions and yes/no questions lend themselves to higher scores.

                        Oh and in a minute, will be sent.

                        (and did I mention, "baby turn around and let me see that sexy body go bump, bump, bump" from the 4th page )
                        badams

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                        • #13
                          sent/bump
                          Visit First Cultural Industries
                          There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
                          Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd

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                          • #14
                            scented

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                            • #15
                              I think I sent

                              jojn Miller
                              Jon Miller-
                              I AM.CANADIAN
                              GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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