OK - keep your pants on..
Here are the answers submitted.
IWS 9
1. Who wasn't the first man on the moon?
Buzz Aldrin: 14
Zylka: 14
Neil Armstrong: 6
Me: 2
Ming 1
Fez 1
It was faked 1
Adam 1
Buzz Sava 1
Michael Jackson 1
Rush Limbaugh 1
Buzz Lightyear 1
John F Kennedy 1
2. What's the worst fashion item of the last 50 years?
Bell Bottoms/Flares: 11
Platform shoes: 3
Spandex: 2
Clothes are for wussies/anything
to do with clothes: 2
Thongs: 2
Body Piercing: 2
Castro beards: 1
Anything that forced
women to cover more skin: 1
Fez: 1
The pouch: 1
Baggy Pants: 1
Apolyton Merchandise: 1
Bras: 1
Gold teeth: 1
White socks: 1
The Cowboy hat: 1
Leg warmers: 1
Pokemon: 1
The Beret: 1
Shoulder pads: 1
Chain wallets: 1
Gold chains: 1
Sunglasses: 1
Leisure suits: 1
Zylka 1
Banana: 1
Men's Capri pants: 1
Mullets: 1
Sideburns: 1
Ultrasuede: 1
3. Which celebrity do you secretly yearn for?
Britney Spears: 26
Jennifer Lopez: 2
Catherine Zeta Jones: 1
Shakira: 1
None, I've got most that I want
tied up in my basement: 1
Nicole Kidman 1
Penelope Ann Miller 1
Drew Barrymore 1
Pamela Anderson 1
Michael Jackson's monkey 1
Michael Jackson 1
Banana Joe 1
Jessica Alba (Who's she?) 1
Stuart Zender 1
Christina Aguleira 1
Beyonce 1
Jewel 1
Cameron Diaz 1
Avril Lavigne 1
4. Which Apolytoner is most likely to play with his own Barbie doll?
Zylka 14
Fez: 8
Boddingtons: 3
red_jon: 3
Mr Fun 3
Asher 2
Stefu 2
MarkG 1
Starchild 1
Agathon
1
All 1
Slowwhand 1
Ted Striker (that perv) 1
Wiglaf 1
Elok 1
Boris Godunov 1
5. What's the greatest battleship ever built?
The Bismarck 18
USS Missouri: 6
USS Enterprise 3
The Yamato 2
The Potemkin 2
USS Arizona 2
The Galactica 2
USS Nimitz 1
HMS Dreadnought: 1
USS Ronald Reagan 1
USS Iowa 1
USS Franklin Delano Roosevelt 1
Martha Stewart's Ass 1
I don't know the
names of any battleships 1
Executor (Super Star Destroyer) 1
One of those out on sea 1
USS Zylka 1
6. Who's your favourite female pornstar?
Jenna Jameson: 15
Zylka: 7
Aria Giovanni 3
(including this transparent lie from an Apolytoner who will remain nameless - "I honestly don't know any by name. so i'm going to go google search. ok, i'm feeling lucky just sent me to some quiz site. and ron jeremy's a guy. ok, there's an aria giovanni . sounds like a girl. so that's my answer")
Brianna Banks 2
Britney Spears 2
All equally good/
I'm an equal
opprtunity masturbator 2
Stephanie Swift 1
Shiori Fujitani 1
Kobe Tai 1
Zottolia 1
Janine Lindemulder 1
Slowwhand 1
Banana Joan 1
Gina Wild 1
Savannah 1
Asia Carerra 1
Ivana Humpalot 1
Shannon Elizabeth 1
Avril Lavigne 1
Traci Lords 1
7. Who will do the worst in this round of IWS?
Zylka 15
Sava 15
Me (or variants) 8
Not Zylka 2
King Clovis 1
Jesus Q Christ 1
ADG 1
Skywalker 1
Mr Fun 1
Here are the answers submitted.
IWS 9
1. Who wasn't the first man on the moon?
Buzz Aldrin: 14
Zylka: 14
Neil Armstrong: 6
Me: 2
Ming 1
Fez 1
It was faked 1
Adam 1
Buzz Sava 1
Michael Jackson 1
Rush Limbaugh 1
Buzz Lightyear 1
John F Kennedy 1
2. What's the worst fashion item of the last 50 years?
Bell Bottoms/Flares: 11
Platform shoes: 3
Spandex: 2
Clothes are for wussies/anything
to do with clothes: 2
Thongs: 2
Body Piercing: 2
Castro beards: 1
Anything that forced
women to cover more skin: 1
Fez: 1
The pouch: 1
Baggy Pants: 1
Apolyton Merchandise: 1
Bras: 1
Gold teeth: 1
White socks: 1
The Cowboy hat: 1
Leg warmers: 1
Pokemon: 1
The Beret: 1
Shoulder pads: 1
Chain wallets: 1
Gold chains: 1
Sunglasses: 1
Leisure suits: 1
Zylka 1
Banana: 1
Men's Capri pants: 1
Mullets: 1
Sideburns: 1
Ultrasuede: 1
3. Which celebrity do you secretly yearn for?
Britney Spears: 26
Jennifer Lopez: 2
Catherine Zeta Jones: 1
Shakira: 1
None, I've got most that I want
tied up in my basement: 1
Nicole Kidman 1
Penelope Ann Miller 1
Drew Barrymore 1
Pamela Anderson 1
Michael Jackson's monkey 1
Michael Jackson 1
Banana Joe 1
Jessica Alba (Who's she?) 1
Stuart Zender 1
Christina Aguleira 1
Beyonce 1
Jewel 1
Cameron Diaz 1
Avril Lavigne 1
4. Which Apolytoner is most likely to play with his own Barbie doll?
Zylka 14
Fez: 8
Boddingtons: 3
red_jon: 3
Mr Fun 3
Asher 2
Stefu 2
MarkG 1
Starchild 1
Agathon

All 1
Slowwhand 1
Ted Striker (that perv) 1
Wiglaf 1
Elok 1
Boris Godunov 1
5. What's the greatest battleship ever built?
The Bismarck 18
USS Missouri: 6
USS Enterprise 3
The Yamato 2
The Potemkin 2
USS Arizona 2
The Galactica 2
USS Nimitz 1
HMS Dreadnought: 1
USS Ronald Reagan 1
USS Iowa 1
USS Franklin Delano Roosevelt 1
Martha Stewart's Ass 1
I don't know the
names of any battleships 1
Executor (Super Star Destroyer) 1
One of those out on sea 1
USS Zylka 1
6. Who's your favourite female pornstar?
Jenna Jameson: 15
Zylka: 7
Aria Giovanni 3
(including this transparent lie from an Apolytoner who will remain nameless - "I honestly don't know any by name. so i'm going to go google search. ok, i'm feeling lucky just sent me to some quiz site. and ron jeremy's a guy. ok, there's an aria giovanni . sounds like a girl. so that's my answer")
Brianna Banks 2
Britney Spears 2
All equally good/
I'm an equal
opprtunity masturbator 2
Stephanie Swift 1
Shiori Fujitani 1
Kobe Tai 1
Zottolia 1
Janine Lindemulder 1
Slowwhand 1
Banana Joan 1
Gina Wild 1
Savannah 1
Asia Carerra 1
Ivana Humpalot 1
Shannon Elizabeth 1
Avril Lavigne 1
Traci Lords 1
7. Who will do the worst in this round of IWS?
Zylka 15
Sava 15
Me (or variants) 8
Not Zylka 2
King Clovis 1
Jesus Q Christ 1
ADG 1
Skywalker 1
Mr Fun 1
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