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  • I'm With Stupid IX: Results

    OK - keep your pants on..

    Here are the answers submitted.

    IWS 9

    1. Who wasn't the first man on the moon?

    Buzz Aldrin: 14
    Zylka: 14
    Neil Armstrong: 6
    Me: 2
    Ming 1
    Fez 1
    It was faked 1
    Adam 1
    Buzz Sava 1
    Michael Jackson 1
    Rush Limbaugh 1
    Buzz Lightyear 1
    John F Kennedy 1

    2. What's the worst fashion item of the last 50 years?

    Bell Bottoms/Flares: 11
    Platform shoes: 3
    Spandex: 2
    Clothes are for wussies/anything
    to do with clothes: 2
    Thongs: 2
    Body Piercing: 2
    Castro beards: 1
    Anything that forced
    women to cover more skin: 1
    Fez: 1
    The pouch: 1
    Baggy Pants: 1
    Apolyton Merchandise: 1
    Bras: 1
    Gold teeth: 1
    White socks: 1
    The Cowboy hat: 1
    Leg warmers: 1
    Pokemon: 1
    The Beret: 1
    Shoulder pads: 1
    Chain wallets: 1
    Gold chains: 1
    Sunglasses: 1
    Leisure suits: 1
    Zylka 1
    Banana: 1
    Men's Capri pants: 1
    Mullets: 1
    Sideburns: 1
    Ultrasuede: 1


    3. Which celebrity do you secretly yearn for?

    Britney Spears: 26
    Jennifer Lopez: 2
    Catherine Zeta Jones: 1
    Shakira: 1
    None, I've got most that I want
    tied up in my basement: 1
    Nicole Kidman 1
    Penelope Ann Miller 1
    Drew Barrymore 1
    Pamela Anderson 1
    Michael Jackson's monkey 1
    Michael Jackson 1
    Banana Joe 1
    Jessica Alba (Who's she?) 1
    Stuart Zender 1
    Christina Aguleira 1
    Beyonce 1
    Jewel 1
    Cameron Diaz 1
    Avril Lavigne 1


    4. Which Apolytoner is most likely to play with his own Barbie doll?

    Zylka 14
    Fez: 8
    Boddingtons: 3
    red_jon: 3
    Mr Fun 3
    Asher 2
    Stefu 2
    MarkG 1
    Starchild 1
    Agathon 1
    All 1
    Slowwhand 1
    Ted Striker (that perv) 1
    Wiglaf 1
    Elok 1
    Boris Godunov 1


    5. What's the greatest battleship ever built?

    The Bismarck 18
    USS Missouri: 6
    USS Enterprise 3
    The Yamato 2
    The Potemkin 2
    USS Arizona 2
    The Galactica 2
    USS Nimitz 1
    HMS Dreadnought: 1
    USS Ronald Reagan 1
    USS Iowa 1
    USS Franklin Delano Roosevelt 1
    Martha Stewart's Ass 1
    I don't know the
    names of any battleships 1
    Executor (Super Star Destroyer) 1
    One of those out on sea 1
    USS Zylka 1

    6. Who's your favourite female pornstar?

    Jenna Jameson: 15
    Zylka: 7
    Aria Giovanni 3

    (including this transparent lie from an Apolytoner who will remain nameless - "I honestly don't know any by name. so i'm going to go google search. ok, i'm feeling lucky just sent me to some quiz site. and ron jeremy's a guy. ok, there's an aria giovanni . sounds like a girl. so that's my answer")

    Brianna Banks 2
    Britney Spears 2
    All equally good/
    I'm an equal
    opprtunity masturbator 2
    Stephanie Swift 1
    Shiori Fujitani 1
    Kobe Tai 1
    Zottolia 1
    Janine Lindemulder 1
    Slowwhand 1
    Banana Joan 1
    Gina Wild 1
    Savannah 1
    Asia Carerra 1
    Ivana Humpalot 1
    Shannon Elizabeth 1
    Avril Lavigne 1
    Traci Lords 1

    7. Who will do the worst in this round of IWS?

    Zylka 15
    Sava 15
    Me (or variants) 8
    Not Zylka 2
    King Clovis 1
    Jesus Q Christ 1
    ADG 1
    Skywalker 1
    Mr Fun 1
    Only feebs vote.

  • #3
    Here are the scores. I hope they are all right, but if you detect an inaccuracy tell me.

    The funniest thing about this one is the number of Apolytoners who were thrashed by Zylka.

    45 Sava 8
    44 st_swithin 14
    43 geeslaka 16
    42 Frustrated Poet 17
    41 Kaak 24
    40 Monolith 94 26
    39 ADG 28
    38 Straybow 30
    37 Lonestar 32
    36 Japher 37
    34 badams52 40
    34 St Leo 40
    33 Q Cubed 41
    32 mrmitchell 49
    31 Tuberski 53
    29 obiwan18 54
    29 Drake Tungsten 54
    28 Wernazuma III 55
    27 Fergus Horkan 57
    26 MrWhereItsAt 59
    25 alva 64
    24 Skywalker 67
    23 SpencerH 70
    22 Eli 72
    21 Kirnwaffen 73
    19 Urban Ranger 75
    19 Kassiopeia 75
    17 Azazel 78
    17 Immortal Wombat 78
    16 Pekka 81
    15 Uncle Sparky 83
    14 Richelieu 84
    13 Imran Siddiqui 85
    12 Makeo 88
    10 Sirotnikov 89
    10 Jaguar Warrior 89
    8 Spiffor 90
    8 MikeH 90
    6 Stefu 91
    6 Drogue 91
    5 Zylka 95
    4 ixnay 100
    3 Garth Vader 101
    2 Gangerolf 103

    And the winnah is.....



    1 Shi Huangdi 105



    Congratulations Shi.
    Only feebs vote.

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    • #4
      Err, good game.
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      • #5
        Originally posted by panag
        hi ,

        the bismarck the greatest ship ever build , .....

        have a nice day
        Greatest battleship.

        And it shows what you know, you moron.
        Only feebs vote.

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        • #6
          Originally posted by St Leo
          So, who won?
          you didn't
          Only feebs vote.

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          • #7
            Hey, I did pretty good at this quiz..
            In da butt.
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            • #8
              Originally posted by Agathon


              Greatest battleship.

              And it shows what you know, you moron.






              now , post your rediculous insults somewhere else , .......

              cause if you know a bit of history , ...... then you would read that particlar word out loud in front of a mirror , .......

              the greatest battleship build

              this really is a good joke



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              • #9
                Bismarck may have been the most famous battleship every built, sure...but the greatest? They've been built bigger and badder.
                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                • #10
                  The correct answer to most feared battleship is Anna Nicole Smiths butt. It's horrible.
                  In da butt.
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                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
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                  • #11
                    Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                    Bismarck may have been the most famous battleship every built, sure...but the greatest? They've been built bigger and badder.
                    hi ,

                    actually it was the sister ship who had in those days the reputation of being famous , the tirpitz , .....

                    that piece of junk went down faster then the bismarck , .....


                    it sunk TWICE

                    the first time they poured concrete in the hole

                    have a nice funny day

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                    - LEGIO PATRIA NOSTRA - one shot , one kill - freedom exists only in a book - everything you always wanted to know about special forces - everything you always wanted to know about Israel - what Dabur does in his free time , ... - in french - “Become an anti-Semitic teacher for 5 Euro only.”
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                    • #12
                      Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                      Bismarck may have been the most famous battleship every built, sure...but the greatest? They've been built bigger and badder.
                      Like what? The Missouri? When was that tested in a real ship to ship battle? The Yamato? A sluggish behemoth.

                      How many capital ship classes were launched after WWII anyway. The Vanguard?

                      German heavy ships proved their superior construction at Jutland in 1916 and the Bismarck managed to take a massive pounding from two British Battleships while immobilized and still had to be scuttled by her own crew. If the British Navy had been confronted with a German force of similar size it would have been no contest.

                      And German naval gunnery was superior in both wars. The US doesn't really come into it. I'd bet the Bismarck would have reduced any US heavy ship of its era to twisted metal in no time.
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #13
                        The Bismarck and Tirpitz were hardly "junk"--they were magnificent and powerful war vessels. They were, however, geared more towards WWI naval tactics than WWII. In particular, Bismarck was probably unmatchable at closer range ship-to-ship combat. However, she was weak against was to prove her undoing--aircraft.

                        In terms of ships outclassing the Bismarck, the Iowa-class ships beat it in almost all respects. Better armor, faster, more maneuverable, and better sensors. The Bismarck was just a little too old-fasioned.

                        It was certainly not, however, "junk."
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                        • #14
                          Originally posted by panag


                          hi ,

                          actually it was the sister ship who had in those days the reputation of being famous , the tirpitz , .....

                          that piece of junk went down faster then the bismarck , .....


                          it sunk TWICE

                          the first time they poured concrete in the hole

                          have a nice funny day

                          Not only are you an idiot panag, but completely ignorant on this issue to boot.

                          The Germans sank the Bismarck themselves because the Royal Navy couldn't sink her. This was proved by recent dives on the wreck. The only reason they got to her in the first place was a million to one lucky hit on the steering gear which effectively hobbled her.

                          The Tirpitz was sunk at anchor by, if I remember correctly, 617 Squadron "The Dam Busters" using very heavy bombs. I don't think any ship could have survived such an attack.

                          FYI concrete was for a long time (and perhaps still is) used to repair naval ships. A friend of mine used to do that.
                          Only feebs vote.

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                          • #15
                            Probably my last foray into the I'm with stupid game as it continues to become a banana fest with many questions being answered zylka.
                            badams

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