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    Your physical anomolies?

    not really that big of a deal but for some odd reason, though the hair on my head is black, my hair everywhere else is black mixed in with blonde hairs... yes... blonde... wouldnt believe how many people thought that i dye my facial hair... and my arm hair... and my... its just that amid the black hairs there are some blonde ones. how did this happen? and why blonde? i can see maybe black and brown but black and straight up blonde?

    how about you? got any odd little things () about your body?


    thanks
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
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    My left ear produces more earwax than my right ear.
    "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
    Drake Tungsten
    "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
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    • #3
      I have natural muscle definition even before exercising, and I can even maintain it while eating 6 donuts a day for dinner.

      Of course, exercising makes it look even nicer.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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      • #4
        I'm unbelievably ugly.
        "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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        • #5
          I have a 19 inch penis, but I'm coping...

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          • #6
            What a trooper.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              Asher: You lie!

              The muscles around my left eye are weak, so I can make it go out, while keeping my right one straight. Makes me look like a lizard.

              I can also raise my right eyebrow Spock style
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              • #8
                I toyed with that joke myself, but considered it a tad obvious.
                "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

                Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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                • #9
                  As a kid I got teased for having a big forehead. Kids called me a Cromagnon" (spelling?) after which I went neanderthal on their asses.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Paul Hanson
                    I toyed with that joke myself, but considered it a tad obvious.
                    You're just b!tchin' 'cos I beat you to it !

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                    • #11
                      sometimes my penis is flacid, and other times it oddly becomes... erect? weird
                      "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by reds4ever


                        You're just b!tchin' 'cos I beat you to it !
                        you beat me to it, thats for sure...
                        "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                        - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                        Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                        • #13
                          My left foot smells more than my right
                          The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                          • #14
                            I have toxic farts.
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Oerdin
                              As a kid I got teased for having a big forehead. Kids called me a Cromagnon" (spelling?) after which I went neanderthal on their asses.
                              a few times in high school i was called sasquatch because of my hairy legs by a few of the more underdeveloped kids... to much the same end...
                              "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                              - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                              Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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