Who is st_swithin?

[Ted Striker]

Well that sucks

When did all the voices start?

[st_swithin]

Honestly? Like when I was 3 years old. They just got louder and louder and louder. After a while, you can't help but hear them.

Ignoring them works for a while, but really, it's just another city in the State of denial.

[Ted Striker]

damn woman i am sorry about that

i can't imagine what that must be like

[Theben]

I'm convinced that stwithin is the outcome of the overreaching hormonal desires of the general Apolyton population; i.e. immature teenage males( ooh, look, triple-redundancy!). At the nexus of this seething vortex of sexual frustruation was formed st swithin. She's everything you'd ever want in a woman(kind o' like the movie "Weird Science').

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Buck Birdseed


I think most people when asked to name a poison would say "cyanide". In fact, except cyanide the only poisons I can think of off-hand is arsenic and hemlock, the latter of which famously doesn't actually work as Seneca found out much to his annoyance. Not the poster Seneca, the philosopher. Er.

Anyway, you're going to kill yourself, you're hardly wont to think rationally are you? "I need to kill myself with something. Poison! I know, cyanide! I'll see if my gardener has some!" (Well, that's where they always seemed to get it from in Agatha Christie novels.)

Strychnine would be my choice

[gunkulator]

Theben's right. st_within is just too good to be true for the average Apolytoner. Let us count the ways:

1) Chick (a rarity all by itself)
2) ... who actually will talk to us.
2) Good looking
3) Likes Civ to the point of even working on a version
4) Self proclaimed large *ahem* libido
5) Talks about boobs

All that's left is for her to post that she has a fetish for pasty skinned computer game playing geeks.

"Is this heaven?" "No, it's Iowa."
/Field of Dreams

[st_swithin]

well, thank you

Actually, I was the product of nothing more remarkable than my father's penis entering my mother's vagina, releasing spermatazoa near her cervix. That coincidence led to my creation.

I'm a literalist, did I mention that?

The guy I like is already taken. I told you that before ;p

[Theben]

All that's needed now is the model-like pic nabbed from the internet that says,"This is what I look like!"

St swithin: If you're anywhere near In-da-no-place(Indianapolis), and you really aren't a large hairy man with sweaty armpits, give me a holler sometime.

[chequita guevara]

How do we know she's good looking?

[Az]

Originally posted by st_swithin
well, thank you

Actually, I was the product of nothing more remarkable than my father's penis entering my mother's vagina, releasing spermatazoa near her cervix. That coincidence led to my creation.

That's so romantic.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by gunkulator

4) Self proclaimed large *ahem* libido

This isn't actually the boon you think it is. When you want to go to work, she wants sex. When you want food, she wants sex. When you want to sleep, she wants sex. Trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

[st_swithin]

Yes, well, what can I say? I'm a product of my environment.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara


This isn't actually the boon you think it is. When you want to go to work, she wants sex. When you want food, she wants sex. When you want to sleep, she wants sex. Trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

[Theben]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara


This isn't actually the boon you think it is. When you want to go to work, she wants sex. When you want food, she wants sex. When you want to sleep, she wants sex. Trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

I fail to find a problem with this...

but I also know what (and who) you refer to, so all I can say is AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Imran Siddiqui]

Theben: Food > Sex