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hitler didn't like gay people much.
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neither does the christian righthitler didn't like gay people much.
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Jesus would convert to Islam or Scientology
Edit: Or start sniping in front of abortion clinics
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Whenever you want to hand me the Writing Quality Award...Interesting lead-in to a post about what Jesus would do...
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Whut us wrung wuth ruplucung uvuru vuwul wuth "u"?
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Well...as far as Jesus starting a rebellion...that's why I said "at the most".
I couldn't see the guy being a warmonger really.
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Nice way to go, man.Originally posted by Oerdin
Jesus would follow God's orders and have all non-religious people and religious minorities rounded up and stoned to death.
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You should join the GodHatesFags club.Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Actually, I think Jesus found those hairy, masculine fishing men attractive.
I have to agree with Lonestar on this one; implying that Jesus is queer is a one-way ticket to hell. Luckily for you, hell can't be that much worse than Iowa.
Implying that Jesus was gay, or believing he was gay is not insulting Jesus.
And besides, I was joking, but if you want to ruin the fun, and take jokes seriously . . . .
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Jesus would have bought the five Harry Potter books and got down in a comfy couch for a week of R&R.
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And besides, I was joking, but if you want to ruin the fun, and take jokes seriously . . . .
Oh, the irony. I guess I should've put a smilie after my obvious joke.KH FOR OWNER!
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So we both made the same mistake.Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
And besides, I was joking, but if you want to ruin the fun, and take jokes seriously . . . .
Oh, the irony. I guess I should've put a smilie after my obvious joke.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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considering jesus was a normal man... hed do what anyother man would do... it would depend on his personal beleifs and personality, and he could only do as much as his physical, mental, and influencial strngth could allow, as he did NOT have magical powers
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we're not killing this thread fast enough!
hitler would kill kill kill jesus along with gays because hitler didn't like jews or gays.B♭3Comment
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Your previous post lacked a few "u" to kill the thread effectively enough.
Or you could put death penalty, abortion and gun control in the mix too
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hitler, whu lurves the mastur and pure-bred opuratung systum winduws us x, wud guve jusus thu duth punulty fur being juwish and possubly gay. jusus, meanwhile, would be sniping abortion doctors and blowing up clinics while crusading against gun control, homosexuality, islam, buddhism, hinduism, catholicism, harry potter, science, and secularism.
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Thut's thu wuy tu gu !
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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