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jesus would give me a billion dollasCSPAComment
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Jesus would spell "what" correctly.
Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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but what would jebus do?CSPAComment
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He'd think about it for a minute and forget about it. There's a hell of a lot more problems than bad grammar.
meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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Jebus is the southern red neck version of Jesus so I imagine Jebus would marry his sister or something.
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Actually, I think Jesus found those hairy, masculine fishing men attractive.Originally posted by Sava
Jesus would put homosexuals in jail!
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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nobody but "Jesus himself" would know what Jesus would REALLY do, of course....but you can pretend.
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If he put himself on the line for "fallen women" (Mary Magdalene), don't you think he'd do the same for homosexuals? You do remember where the phrase "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" came from don't you?Originally posted by Sava
Jesus would put homosexuals in jail!
"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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But I don't even believe in Jebus."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Yep, you guessed it....Originally posted by MrFun
Actually, I think Jesus found those hairy, masculine fishing men attractive.
MrFun is going to Hell.
Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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It is wrong to even ask "what would Jesus do?" because there is no way at all to know. Jesus is God. We have no way of knowing what He would do, nor do we have the right to speak for Him.'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"Comment
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Yes, diplo, but this thread is about speculation about whut he would do. I don't see him as the "all-punishing" dude, and apparently I'm not alone.
meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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Re: Whut would Jesus REALLY do?
No rebellion. He would have protested and gotten shot.Originally posted by mrmitchell
"Jesus would have invaded Iraq"
Jesus would have probably gone there, told a few parables, done a few miracles, gathered most of the population to his side, and at the most, organise a general rebellion against Saddam.Comment
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Jusus wuuld huvu turnud ull vuwuls untu "u", thut's fur suru."I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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