Whut would Jesus REALLY do?

[Kuciwalker]

Wull duh

U thut uvurune knu thut

stupud fruks

[Berzerker]

I believe the phrase "whut would jesus do" and all incarnations of it ("this is whut jesus would do", "jesus told me to", etc.) are wrong.

Interesting lead-in to a post about what Jesus would do...

[Kassiopeia]

Jusus wuuld huvu turnud ull vuwuls untu "u", thut's fur suru.

Whut's uvun muru unturustung us thut mrmutchull hus buun uddrussud uvur thus u-muttur bufuru tuu, yut hu nuvur luurns. :shumu:

[Spiffor]

Whut us "tuu" ? :cunfusud:

[Q Classic]

if jesus were finnish, he'd change those u sounds along with the finnish vowel harmony sounds...

[Drake Tungsten]

Actually, I think Jesus found those hairy, masculine fishing men attractive.

I have to agree with Lonestar on this one; implying that Jesus is queer is a one-way ticket to hell. Luckily for you, hell can't be that much worse than Iowa.

[geeslaka]

Jesus jesus jesus jes jesus je jesus.

[Sava]

Sava, apparently the thread is lockbait enough as it is

I was trying to finish it off... I've never actually killed a thread, although I've filled many with my relentless banter.

[Lancer]

Jesus might or might not have gone to Iraq to preach. If he did, he wouldn't organize an insurection, of this I'm fairly sure.

Consider the situation of Israel when Jesus was walking the earth. He gathered the people, but did not preach revolution against the Romans, which is what many Israelis wanted. However we people are rather myopic in spiritual matters, while Jesus had the long view. While we are concerned with this short life on earth, Jesus had the connection to eternity.

The eternal view is to spend your life in service to God, because He can get us out of this mess. The Israeli view put their faith in what they could achieve with the forces they could understand, what force they could muster. They wanted Jesus to muster that force to overthrow the Romans. When Jesus didn't do this, they became disolusioned and chose a thief tp be set free instead.

So, back to the point. I don't see Jesus overthrowing Saddam, as it was with Caesar. Loose quote: Give unto Ceasar that which is Caesar's...

Government is going to be on your back... as it is in the nature of people to seek power, and those in power to seek greater power. So, replacing Ceasar just brings on the next *******. Getting saved, that's forever...

[Guynemer]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

I have to agree with Lonestar on this one; implying that Jesus is queer is a one-way ticket to hell.

C'mon, Drake. A 33 year-old Jew who lives with his parents and walks around with twelve other guys?

Do you need a diagram or something?

[geeslaka]

Jesus would change every word to jesus.

[Sava]

C'mon, Drake. A 33 year-old Jew who lives with his parents and walks around with twelve other guys?

Do you need a diagram or something?

[Q Classic]

well, the h-word kills threads.

so, you think hitler would have tried to kill jesus?

[Sava]

how much you wanna bet hitler was jesus?

[Spiffor]

Dufunutulu.
Thu vuluus uf chrustuunty uru cumplutulu uppusud tu nuzu vuluus. Busudus, nuzusm wus un uts curu sulf dustructuvu, us ut nuuds ulwuys tu sucrufucu sumuthung fur thu pupulutuun tu kuup quuut. Uftur thu Juws und thu Gupsuus, Hutlur wuuld huvu gunu unu stup furthur, und wuuld huvu uttuckud thu chrustuuns un thu und.