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  • #46
    korn469, nah, he just borrowed it from UN soldiers doctorine..
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    • #47
      Only shoot if fired upon........

      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #48
        Only shoot if fired upon........
        or even better, you can only return fire if you've actually been hit.

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        • #49
          Once you are hit, file a form. Also file a form on your type of gun you plan to react with and your time and location upon reaction. Make sure you keep up with your bullets--file a FSX 113.9 form on each of them. Before you can get medical attention at the local field hospital, you must file form QSS 982-238 on the nature of the injury.
          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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          • #50
            10. All orders will be issued in Latin, since they are so holy, that it is not up to the troops to actually know what their orders where.

            Almost true.
            During WW1 many, and I do mean many flemish soldiers died because they were not able to understand the orders given by the officers who all spoke french(Walloons) and not dutch. Not that they cared of course.
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • #51
              Taking a leaf out of many contemporary platform games that feature a 'double' character, tall soldiers will be teamed up with small soldiers. The tall soldier will be the 'runner', whilst the small soldier, who rides in the runner's backpack, will be the shooter. The shooter is armed with an assault rifle, a heavy machine gun, a sniper rifle and a rocket laucher, which can be steadied on a tripod on the runner's head. Because the runner will probably be deafened by constant shooting, he will recieve his instructions via a series of knocks (in Morse Code) to the back of the head.

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