I hate to break this to you guys, but . . .

[Q Classic]

Q Cubed:

well, he is supposedly supposed to return on sept. 13 of this year, after seven years. i dont think he will but after that day comes and goes, no one will be expecting him back.

i don't think he will either. last time i checked, he died with quite a bit of metal in him.

[monolith94]

The entire south is the pinky finger of the united states - it's useless, but we wouldn't willingly cut it off.

[Imran Siddiqui]

That's funny then, mono... because the pinky finger dominates the country, then .

[Imran Siddiqui]

The way I see it:

South is the brains, they control the whole shebang. The Midwest is the heart and soul. The West, Great Lakes, and Mid-Atlantic are the important organs in the body. The NorthEast is the useless pinky... but one which is crooked and basically out of step with the rest of the body .

[monolith94]

Here we see a case study of the idea that two people can at once be saying something both exactly the opposite, and yet the same.

[Al B. Sure!]

Q Cubed:

yeah and right after the second shooting, when he was dying in the hospital, there was news reports where they interviewed people who visited him and they described how bullet-ridden his body was and they were genuinely distraught...

and also, if 2pac was alive... then what would that mean about biggie? biggie died (probably as revenge) while tupac faked his death? and there's also 2pac's friend, the rapper khadafi (who apparently got almost suicidal after 2pac died) was shot in the head in jersey a couple months after 2pac died. so if 2pac is alive, it would actually be pretty ****ed up considering how two other lives were lost because he 'died'

[monolith94]

I really miss Biggie.

[Q Classic]

yeah. the mythos that arose around him honestly, to me, was quite surprising. ah, well. people will believe what they want to believe.

[MRT144]

please, the west is the ***** that you all think is hot but you all hate.

[Al B. Sure!]

Q Cubed:

nah it's not surprising at all if you think about it... the man was shot five times back in 95 and survived... he even checked himself out of the hospital the night that he got gunned down!

then when he died after the second shoot-out, it was weird cause he died on friday the 13th and then all the unreleased songs started coming out where he constantly talked about coming back resurrected (what he actually meant was that he should have died after the first shooting but came back; not that he would come back after the 96 shooting). some people think he got to be alive just because he has had albums coming out every year, but most of the songs were on mixtapes back in 97 and I've had over a hundred unreleased 2pac songs that appeared on albums after he died and that will be on his next albums. so that reasoning that he got to be alive is not valid.

still, like i said, just the fact that he died under weird circumstances, died very suddenly, keeps on having whole albums (unlike the scattered and obviously half-done releases of Biggie's) released, and that he talked about his death so much and coming back makes people suspicious.

[The Templar]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
The way I see it:

South is the brains, they control the whole shebang. The Midwest is the heart and soul. The West, Great Lakes, and Mid-Atlantic are the important organs in the body. The NorthEast is the useless pinky... but one which is crooked and basically out of step with the rest of the body .

Man, you really crack me up sometimes.

The Northeast and Pacific Northwest/Silicon Valley/Bay Area are the brains. The best academics, tech people, lawyers and financiers. These are also the soul of our little commercial republic.

The midwest is the stomach - converting raw material into energy and stuff. They serve both brain and penis, but never can be the boss.

The south is the penis of our little republic. Stupid and irrational - i.e. hung up on evangelical mystical crap instead of reason. Moreover, much like a penis it seeks to be the brain. Bush is just a hard-on so to speak - displacing the power of the reasonable people in the country in favor of religious zealots and market fundamentalists.

[monolith94]

No one can deny, however, that New Orleans is definitely the United States' libido.

[The Templar]

Originally posted by monolith94
No one can deny, however, that New Orleans is definitely the United States' libido.

I used to live there! If the south is the penis, NO is the nutsack - humid, sweaty, and libidnous.

[monkspider]

Some of the weird coincidences around 2pac's death are hard to ignore, but then again, how could someone that famous fake his death for so long? If he comes back in September, well, that would be wonderful news.

[GePap]

You sometimes do say very funny things Imran..the south runs America?

But yes, the Midwest certainly is the gut of America (I mean, look at them, were husky is considered thin)/

To paraphrase something that must have been said by someone before:

Midwesterners are people who could not cut it in the East, and could not make it to the West.