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  • #16
    s'cool. it ain't anybody else's business anyhow.

    my exgf might wonder if she caused it to me though. and i'd have to tell her no, it was just some wierd thing where i woke up one day and realized i was gay.
    B♭3

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    • #17
      What if I woke up and realized I was gay?

      Spend the rest of the day wondering what the HELL I was drinking the night before that made me so out-of-it enough to forget that I already knew I was gay.

      What if I woke up and realized I was straight?

      *Cold shudder* Well, there goes any chance of 100% avoidance of sireing (sp?) children. Don't have'em, don't want'em, and don't want the risk.
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #18
        If I was gay, I would go have sex with guys.
        :-p

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        • #19
          I kind of wish I was gay.

          I have a easier time talking to men than I do women. Women seem like aliens to me. I grew up with no sisters, so it is difficult for me to understand women. Men are very easy to understand.

          I wish I was gay.

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          • #20
            dissident, talking to gay guys though is another bag of tricks. especially when youre 19 and you have to put up with a bunch of sexually depraved self absorbed *******s who happen to fancy you.
            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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            • #21
              Well, waking up and being gay. BAD

              Waking up and being a lesbian. HELL YEAH
              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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              • #22
                I wonder if anyone here knew this....

                I'm bi.
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                Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                • #23
                  I'd be depressed, because divorces are nasty things.
                  The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by DinoDoc
                    He has such low standards though.
                    I have yet to offer myself to the homeless of NYC, unlike a certain New York based homo I could me...

                    Aw hell, this subtle thing takes too long. Boris is a slutwhore. There, I said it. Let's drink to celebrate.

                    Borisy: i u
                    Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                    -Richard Dawkins

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                    • #25
                      "Hey! I can colour co-ordinate my clothes! Sweet."
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                      • #26
                        I can do that without being a homosexual
                        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                        • #27
                          Freak.
                          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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                          • #28
                            That would be rather dissappointing. Here goes half my target audience. Dang!
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                            • #29
                              I'd repeatedly touch myself all over.

                              Wait, I already do that every morning.
                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • #30
                                I guess I would have to start my "video collection" again, too.
                                I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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