Step into the confessional . . . . how irritable of a driver are you?

[Kirnwaffen]

I'm actually pretty passive when I'm driving, for the most part. There are always those days, though, when every idiot in the state of Colorado seems to be taking the same route that I am, at which point I manage to string together more four letter words than can possibly fit in a coherent sentence.

[Pekka]

I'm the best driver there is, always right. Everyone else is just plain bad drivers with no skills. And that makes me irritable driver.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by JohnT

I'm more of the "Man, I just wish I was a cop so I could just bust their asses down!" type. No violence, I just want them to suffer and learn.

I once advocated that the cops should stop and shoot people who don't indicate.

Actually, here's an old cop joke they tell when people quibble about the meaning of a "Stop" sign.

A cop stops a guy who runs slowly through a stop sign when nobody is coming. He asks the guy why he didn't stop. The guy says, "I slowed down, it's the same thing."

"Oh yeah?", says the cop who begins to administer a furious beating with his nightstick. After a couple of minutes the guy is a bloody blubbering wreck so the cop stops hitting him.

"Now", says the cop, "do you want me to stop, or slow down?"

[Bereta_Eder]

LOL I never get irritated behind the wheel. I rarely do mistakes and never get pissed at mistakes of others. Nobody dares/has a reason?/cares to yell at me and I don't yell at anyone.



and never drove drunk, except once

[Bereta_Eder]

Note that I'm a veritable exception in my city in this regard.

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by dejon
A couple of times I have rolled down the window and yelled "Are you still turning!?!?" when passing people that still have their indicator on.

I hope they had their hearing aid on..

[Kirnwaffen]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1443

My favorite link that's pseudo related to this.

[Neutrino]

Just started driving a few weeks ago (didn't need a car until then). I'm still in the 'new driver follow all the rules' groove.

There are lots of horrible drivers here in Texas -- too many aggressive drivers. Oh, and there's a reason cars have signaling lights.. maybe people should try SIGNALING. Lack of inter-driver communication leads to higher possibilities of accidents >(

[Imran Siddiqui]

You can't step into the confessional and leave without giving a confession related to the topic.

I thought I just did

[The Emperor Fabulous]

I'm a M@$$hole...that should be self explanitory

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui

You can't step into the confessional and leave without giving a confession related to the topic.

I thought I just did

CONFESS NOW YE HEATHEN!

[Imran Siddiqui]

Nyah Nyah Nyah!

[Pekka]

Originally posted by Kirnwaffen
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1443

My favorite link that's pseudo related to this.

Thanks for the link! It cheered up my otherwise so grim day a little . Certainly worth of few laughs!

[ColdWizard]

I'd post, but it'd just be caught by the auto-censor, so there's no point to it . But somewhat like JohnT, just a lot angrier, more violent and with lots more swearing...

[Ben Kenobi]

Well I know what I say when I get pulled over for speeding in the one 50km/h zone back home.

Especially the second time that it happens.
I swear that they just wait for me to drive there...