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  • #46
    I admite I was waiting for somebody else to post it. I just couldn't stand it any more.
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    • #47
      I was going to, but you came along right at the last moment!



      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Ming
        WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you really don't need to study for that test you have to take in the morning.
        Or in my case, thinking that you don't even need to attend the test.
        He's got the Midas touch.
        But he touched it too much!
        Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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        • #49
          Originally posted by loinburger
          I thought that involved defecation and a glass table. Or maybe that's a 'Bismarck.'
          No, that's a "Prince Albert".
          He's got the Midas touch.
          But he touched it too much!
          Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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          • #50
            isn't a prince albert a piercing?
            B♭3

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            • #51
              All I know is, someone better let him out of that can.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Oerdin
                Warning: The consumption of alcohol may making you start talking about the nine heads of a certain moderator and then allowing normal posters to begin closing threads when people don't guess who they are.
                Alcohol had nothing to do with that. I was completely sober when I came up with that idea. I was driving, you see . . .
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Spec
                  Warning: The consumption of alcohol does not make
                  everyone your friend.
                  sure it does

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                  • #54
                    WARNING:

                    The consumption of alcohol may result in the birth of children that grow up believing FOX news.
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #55
                      Warning: The consumption of alcohol cause you to steal a shopping cart and fool you into thinking that you're riding a P51 mustang as you shoot down ur friend whos in the "Stuka dive bomber" with your tomato bombs.

                      Be warned: the observors who happen to be sober around the campus that night will not understand this scenario at all.
                      :-p

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                      • #56
                        Warning: Drinking and X-games do not mix. and consumption of alcohol will fool you into thinking ur injury is "only a flesh wound"
                        :-p

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                        • #57
                          Koska niillä saatanan kullinlutkuttajilla on jotain henkilökohtaista minua vastaan.
                          Sattan has bitl a wast empire in Kosaca


                          Shoorry athter 6 Beir I Dontt unnastant suomithtreti
                          Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?

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