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  • #16
    WARNING:
    The consumption of alcohol may result in you being duck-taped to a tree.
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #17
      WARNING:
      The consumption of alcohol may result in you thinking it's a good idea to tell your boss what you really think of him.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #18
        The consumption of alcohol may cost you an arm.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #19
          Re: WARNING: The consumption may...

          Originally posted by Ming
          Got this via email today... I don't remember if anybody has posted this yet, but if somebody already has, I'm sure I will be hearing about it
          This is old and tired Ming.
          One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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          • #20
            WARNING:
            The consumption of alcohol might result in pictures being taken you'd rather your girlfriend didn't see.

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            • #21
              WARNING:
              The consumption of alcohol may result in you being shaved where you shouldn't ever be shaved!
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #22
                WARNING:
                The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
                what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
                Got something to tell us Ming..?
                www.my-piano.blogspot

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                • #23
                  Warning: The consumption of alcohol does not make you invisible, invincible, or able to fly.

                  Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you actually enjoy a rave and/or techno music.
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #24
                    Rug burns on your forehead?
                    <p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>

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                    • #25
                      Only if you have rugs around...

                      For you, it's probably just splinters
                      Keep on Civin'
                      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #26
                        Warning: The consumption of alcohol might let your think, that a beercoat is enough to keep you warm when scouting 4 whole hours for a taxi in the cold night after a party.

                        Surprisingly it often is
                        First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

                        Gandhi

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                        • #27
                          Warning, the consumption of alcohol may lead to your girlfriend doing your hair, face, and nails.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            Warning, the consumption of alcohol may lead to your girlfriend doing your hair, face, and nails.
                            PICTURES... WE WANT PICTURES
                            Keep on Civin'
                            RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • #29
                              WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may... make you


                              lose sleep
                              lose work's day
                              lose lips
                              lose pants

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                              • #30
                                Rug burns on your forehead?
                                Carpet Cleaner!!
                                "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                                You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                                "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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