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Originally posted by Ming
PICTURES... WE WANT PICTURES
PICTURES... WE WANT PICTURES
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The pictures do exist. Among my former roommates, two words, "Italian night" are enough to get them giggling. "Italian night" was the night we were drinking Italian wines in my wine class. I had 13 glasses. Weeee!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol could lead to the shameless promotion of Masters of Orion 3 for "Game of the Year.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may contribute to the confidence needed to ask your significant other about involving another entity in your relationship.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol has been found to lead to embarassing situations involving uncontrollable bowels in social situations.Comment
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WARNING:Originally posted by Japher
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to understand the Suomithreadi.
The consumption of 3 litres of Kölsch tomorrow evening may lead me to test Japhers idea!Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?Comment
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Warning: Consuming alcohol in excess might not let you ''get up'' when you need to.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol does not make
everyone your friend.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Pretend you are a girl for a second. Now what sort of possition would she have to be in to get rug burns on her forhead and knees. Now, what sort of motion often causes women to get rugburns?Originally posted by loinburger
Rug burns on your forehead?
You'll figure it out I'm sure.
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I thought that's what it might have been referring to, but it still didn't really make sense. I mean, the rug burns on the knees and back are pretty much unavoidable in that situation (what're you supposed to do, levitate?), but on the forehead? Elbows and/or hands, sure, but forehead? Unless the guy conked her out with a wrench or something... WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of rug burns on the knees and forehead in conjunction with massive head wounds.
I just thought that there was some bizarre sexual position that involved somebody standing on their head, and I was unhappy about missing out on the fun.
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Isn't that the 'Hot Karl'?I just thought that there was some bizarre sexual position that involved somebody standing on their head, and I was unhappy about missing out on the fun.
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I thought that involved defecation and a glass table. Or maybe that's a 'Bismarck.'<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to play Call to Power and actually think you enjoy it.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you really don't need to study for that test you have to take in the morning.Keep on Civin'
RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe setting your clock back a few hours actually sets the time back a few hours.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Warning: May cause vomiting, diarhoea and hallucinations.
Warning: When consumed in large quantities causes male impotence.
Warning: Causes temporary insanity. Guaranteed.Last edited by Cruddy; May 21, 2003, 19:36.Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
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Warning: The consumption of alcohol may making you start talking about the nine heads of a certain moderator and then allowing normal posters to begin closing threads when people don't guess who they are.
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About damn time!Originally posted by Oerdin
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may making you start talking about the nine heads of a certain moderator and then allowing normal posters to begin closing threads when people don't guess who they are.
40+ posts and this the first mention.
What is happening to Poly?????
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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