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  • #46
    I also don't want to make the rest of you jealous
    badams

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    • #47
      I love all women, they are great they make me feel special and that I need them, they make me do stupid stuff and they can make my heart pump really fast at will, they are cool and I love them. I'll just marry them all. American women. Yes. Bring them on!
      In da butt.
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      • #48
        Originally posted by Pekka
        I love all women, they are great they make me feel special and that I need them, they make me do stupid stuff and they can make my heart pump really fast at will, they are cool and I love them. I'll just marry them all. American women. Yes. Bring them on!
        why limit yourself to just american women if ur gonna marry alot?

        But I gotta warn you. Thats alot of b!+ches that will be nagging you and b!tchin about how they have to go shopping, need to do their nails, how you dont hug me any more blah blah blah...

        monogamy has its advantages

        Though most Ideal option is "Trigamy"
        :-p

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        • #49
          I want the girl that I marry to have a certain...special...something...

          *cue swelling violin music*
          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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          • #50
            Trigamy???
            badams

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            • #51
              Originally posted by badams52
              Trigamy???
              i made it up silly.

              monogamy, polygamy... get it, tri - gamy.
              :-p

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              • #52
                yes, I considered it a neologism, and knew the words monogamy and polygamy, just wondered why you'd specifically create trigamy when polygamy was available?

                and if you are referring to having 3 wives at once as it looks like you are, then all you need to know is that the Chinese character containing 3 women means "wicked, evil, trecherous, traitor, etc."
                badams

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by badams52
                  yes, I considered it a neologism, and knew the words monogamy and polygamy, just wondered why you'd specifically create trigamy when polygamy was available?

                  and if you are referring to having 3 wives at once as it looks like you are, then all you need to know is that the Chinese character containing 3 women means "wicked, evil, trecherous, traitor, etc."
                  trigamy is more specific.

                  [ultra sexists]
                  and I was thinking more on the level of
                  -cooking
                  -babysitting
                  -blowjobs

                  [/ultra sexists]
                  :-p

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                  • #54
                    These kids these days. Always wanting more.
                    Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                    • #55
                      i would but he'd shoot me for posting his pic...
                      "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Sava
                        as of now... probably my GF...
                        How'd you land a looker like that? She's cuuuuuuuuuute

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                        • #57
                          /me slaps orange with a large trout

                          Ok, let's solve this the old way: choose your weapon!

                          I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Calc II


                            why limit yourself to just american women if ur gonna marry alot?

                            But I gotta warn you. Thats alot of b!+ches that will be nagging you and b!tchin about how they have to go shopping, need to do their nails, how you dont hug me any more blah blah blah...

                            monogamy has its advantages

                            Though most Ideal option is "Trigamy"
                            Well I can do other women too. I just prefer American because they can bring me citizenship too!
                            Of course they have to go shopping so they can be pretty for me. I support that 100%, and they have to get nails done too. I'd hug and kiss the woman everyday for sure. I like hugging and kissing. Why not?
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #59
                              i would but he'd shoot me for posting his pic
                              As would mine.

                              Of course, it also helps with her being Catholic.
                              I wouldn't do to have the lot of you lusting after her.
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                              • #60
                                I want to marry Jude Law. Yup, I'd marry the hell out of him. I'd marry him at least 4 times in one night. Damn, I'd get married to him and Matt Damon at the same time. Yeah, nothing like being in a Jude Law-Matt Damon, um, marriage...
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