Tomb Raider - if you're not interested in breasts then the movie is a major waste of time
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Battlefield EarthI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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yes gainsbourg i was right
Serge (to Host) - "She's a genius..."
Host (to Houston)- "er.. he says you are a genius..."
Houston - "Oh, thank you!"
Host - "...c'est genial"
Houston - "Thank you very much!"
Serge - "Oooooohhhh!"
Host - "He says you are great... très jolie..."
Houston [laughs] - "thank..."
Serge (to Host) - "NAAAHHH! You are not Reagan, I am not... Gorbachev, so... don't try, eh? I said I want to **** her."
Houston [gasps]
Host (to Houston)- "oui... er.. alors... je vous traduis... no... no... no... no... he says you are great! He says you are très jolie!"
Houston - "Whhhaaattt?"
Host (to Houston)- "no... no... no no... no no... see... see..."
Houston [shocked] - "What did he say?"
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One vote for Battlefield Earth here!
Hey look at me, I haven't seen anything mechanical in my whole life, but I can learn to fly this Harrier in week, no problem."Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"
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I liked some of the movies people bashed here:
Signs - Not very realistic, I agree, but still gets your adrenaline pumping when you know the aliens are there but you can't see them.
Starship troopers - a real junk movie, definitely. If Signs was unrealistic, this was 100 times worse. I mean, how long would it take for a rock thrown by a bug in another solar system to reach earth? And how long would it take for the Terran retaliation force to get there? But it had two scenes that made the movie worth to see at least once. The unisex shower scene ( o Y o ) and the brain bug sucking the guy's scull out.
Taxi Driver - DeNiro was sooo cooool. Talking to me?
But the worst disapointment was Blues Brothers 2000 - After listening to the sound track and having seen the first movie 50 times or so, I had great expectations. Me and my buddies dressed up and took a ride with the pimpmobile, only to see the worst movie in 10 years or so.So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!
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If you wanna see a bad recent film, go for Daredevil . You won't be disappointed
Another one I remind...the movie Dune, it looks soooo old now (anyway, the book is so great that it was nearly impossible to make a very good film)."An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind" - Gandhi
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Im split on Dune. Visually, I thought the movie was near perfect. Unfortunately, they mangled the plot so badly it was almost impossible to follow if you hadn't read the book before. So I'd say grade C- , but not one of the worst I've seen."Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.
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Originally posted by BustaMike
One vote for Battlefield Earth here!
Hey look at me, I haven't seen anything mechanical in my whole life, but I can learn to fly this Harrier in week, no problem.Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
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