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  • #76
    Ist nearly as stupid as making your spaceships windows compatible
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    • #77
      Well, be fair, it was Mac-compatible rather than Windows compatible. And Goldblum did have a whole day to figure out the alien language and write the virus, so I found it perfectly believable.
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      • #78
        Pearl Harbor sucked royally.
        "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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        • #79
          I'll probably get reamed for this, but Pearl Harbor. It's not just that it was bad, but doubly worse in that it wasted so much potential.
          Unbelievable!

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          • #80
            I'm surprised Texas Chainsaw Massacre or the Friday the 13th sequels didn't get mentioned.

            Attack of the Killer Tomatos still has to top the list, since it wasn't intended to be that funny.

            Another classic is The Blob. Amazing it didn't bury Steve McQueen's career.
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            • #81
              Same movie, same minute! Great minds think alike.
              Unbelievable!

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              • #82
                You said it.
                "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by aaglo
                  Bruce Lee's "Game of Death"

                  Horrible.
                  The fighting was awesome, though.
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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
                    I'm surprised Texas Chainsaw Massacre or the Friday the 13th sequels didn't get mentioned.

                    Attack of the Killer Tomatos still has to top the list, since it wasn't intended to be that funny.

                    Another classic is The Blob. Amazing it didn't bury Steve McQueen's career.
                    All of those are bad in a fun way - you know, all your friends come over for drinking games.

                    Almost forgot "Attack of the Clones" with that lame Sonic the Hedgehog-esque scene in a supposed robot factory. Someone tell Lucas that video games are to be played - not watched.
                    - "A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it still ain't a part number." - Ron Reynolds
                    - I went to Zanarkand, and all I got was this lousy aeon!
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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by monolith94
                      The adventures of Buckaroo Banzai in the fifth dimension.
                      Hey! I remember when Bucharoo Banzai was cool.

                      As to my vote... Kentucky Fried Movie or Gummo are both candidates for the worst movie ever though I have to admite I am a poor judge. I find most bad movies to be funny and love them when everyone else is busy through things at the screen.
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                      • #86
                        Fortress
                        Screamers
                        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                        • #87
                          The Crow 2
                          Hoodlum
                          Bones
                          Monkey!!!

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Japher
                            The Crow 2
                            Hoodlum
                            Bones
                            I had completely forgotten about the Crow 2 (mercifully). A movie I should have walked out on.

                            I don't know about Bones though, I think tht movie might fall into the bad camp category. I got a kick out of it.
                            - "A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it still ain't a part number." - Ron Reynolds
                            - I went to Zanarkand, and all I got was this lousy aeon!
                            - "... over 10 members raised complaints about you... and jerk was one of the nicer things they called you" - Ming

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                            • #89
                              Yep, I should have walked out on the Crow 2 also.

                              The only movies I have ever walked out on are:

                              Dumb and Dumber
                              Rocky Horror Picture Show.

                              The Musketeer also sucked horribly.

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                              • #90
                                I don't know why everyone is so down on Independence Day. It's perfectly accurate. Simply connecting a Mac to any network anywhere in the universe will instantly cause the network to crash. You don't even need a virus.

                                "Stuck on You" looks like it will be pretty awful.

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